A Chaotic Dance of Demons

Although Bai Yu had only changed two characters, Yu Xiaogang had already spoken. As long as the modification had not expired, he would keep talking along that line of thought.

So he said calmly:

"Why, was I wrong? Generally speaking, married couples have a higher chance of using a Martial Soul Fusion Skill than brothers and fathers, friends and partners, because couples toil together day and night and understand each other extremely well, giving them the highest compatibility. Your Martial Souls are so compatible, which proves that you are a match made in heaven. This is a fated bond bestowed by the heavens! If you become husband and wife and spend day and night together, your compatibility will definitely become even higher!"

Ning Rongrong blushed, but only from anger.

Zhu Zhuqing frowned and stepped in front of Ning Rongrong, making no effort to hide her disgust for Yu Xiaogang.

Oscar, Tang San, and Dai Mubai would occasionally look at Bai Yu with envious gazes, then occasionally look at Ning Rongrong with lecherous, sleazy eyes, endlessly jealous of Bai Yu's good fortune.

Flender coughed awkwardly and hurriedly tried to smooth things over.

"Great Master didn't mean that. What Great Master meant was that you should develop enough mutual understanding. He wasn't saying you absolutely had to become husband and wife."

"Flender, what's wrong with being husband and wife? Are you, a grown man, sexually frigid? These students are all adults already, so I'll be blunt. If you two can develop a Martial Soul Fusion Skill together, it could absolutely bring the dead back to life and regrow flesh on bare bones. Besides, feelings can be cultivated. Why not cultivate them tonight? I'll cover the room fee. After all, this is for the good of Shrek Academy."

Before Yu Xiaogang could finish, Ning Rongrong picked up a stone from the ground and hurled it at him, shouting furiously:

"You old bastard, how dare you harass me! Shut your mouth!"

Tang San moved in an instant. Using the skills he had honed over years of practicing Hidden Weapons, he caught the stone and said coldly:

"What do you mean by that? You think being paired with Xiao Yu is beneath you? Being with Xiao Yu is an honor. You aren't even worthy of him!"

On one hand, he was supporting his teacher. On the other, he wanted to push Bai Yu and Ning Rongrong together, so that he would have a chance to get close to Xiao Wu!

Ning Rongrong trembled with rage. Zhu Zhuqing supported her, while Xiao Wu stepped in front of both of them and gritted her teeth.

"Dean, your teacher is harassing students. Are you going to do anything about it?"

Flender coughed twice, pulled Great Master aside, and roared in a low voice:

"Yu Xiaogang! Are you sick or something?"

That roar instantly brought Yu Xiaogang back to his senses.

Thinking about how he had just publicly made such filthy remarks, his face went green and then white, and his toes nearly dug out a four-bedroom apartment.

He was not afraid of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, but thinking of how the Great Master persona he had worked so hard to build had just collapsed, his heart ached!

While Yu Xiaogang suffered a social death, Zhao Wuji, who had been watching from the side, twitched his lips. He could not understand the thought processes of this group and could not get a word in either, so he could not help rubbing the bruise on his face as he said to Oscar:

"Oscar, give me one of your Recovery Sausages!"

Oscar nodded. Just as he was about to summon a sausage, Xiao Wu suddenly screamed:

"Don't!"

However, it was already too late. Bai Yu modified it again.

Super Invincible Stinky Sausage!

"Blech!"

In an instant, everyone present was overwhelmed by the stench and vomited. Not even Zhao Wuji and Flender escaped Oscar's Stinky Sausage.

"Oscar, what the hell is wrong with your sausage? Blech!"

Zhao Wuji cursed while vomiting.

Oscar looked utterly bewildered. He could not smell the stench himself and simply stared blankly at the sausage in his hand.

Flender kicked the sausage out of his hand, pinched his nose, and looked at Yu Xiaogang.

"Great Master, what is going on? What happened to Oscar's Martial Soul?"

Great Master was dumbfounded. How would I know? I only met Oscar today!

But in order to change the subject, he still said gravely:

"That's right. Oscar's Martial Soul has mutated."

Oscar was horrified.

"Great Master, Martial Souls can mutate?!"

Great Master nodded and made something up on the spot.

"Yes, Martial Souls can mutate according to their acquired environment. For example, if you lived in a latrine for several years, your sausage might become even stinkier."

"Blech!"

The three girls, including Ning Rongrong, vomited even harder.

"You old bastard, you're disgusting! Shrek Academy actually has a teacher like you. I, I'm dropping out! Blech!"

Ning Rongrong cursed while vomiting. Flender's expression changed when he heard that. He knew Ning Rongrong's true identity. If Ning Rongrong dropped out, what would happen to the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, their financial backer? He was still waiting for the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect to send money!

He hurriedly explained:

"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand. Great Master is only a guest adviser. He isn't an official teacher!"

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang was preparing to agree with Flender and continue along Flender's words to stabilize the situation.]

Bai Yu changed "agree" to "oppose"!

"Flender! What do you mean by that? Didn't you say before that you wanted me to be a teacher? Are you going back on your word? You two-faced brother!"

Yu Xiaogang suddenly began cursing, and Flender's mouth twisted with anger!

You fucking caused this conflict yourself by spouting filthy nonsense without using your brain, and now instead of following my lead, are you going to help me repay my Usury Loan?

[Plot: Flender was preparing to persuade Yu Xiaogang and prevent the situation from worsening again.]

Bai Yu changed "persuade" to "sleep with"!

Suddenly, Flender slapped Yu Xiaogang on the body. The slap made Yu Xiaogang shudder all over, left Ning Rongrong and the others utterly confused, and even made the air fall silent for a second.

Then Flender gave a lecherous chuckle.

"Xiaogang~ You're right."

His voice was like a brothel madam who had not had business in three months, and his expression was like an eight-hundred-year-old turtle suddenly going into heat. The sight nearly made everyone vomit again.

Yu Xiaogang shivered, his face filled with terror as he tried to flee. But Flender's Soul Power was far stronger than his. Flender grabbed him at once and pinned him against the wall with one hand.

"Blech!!"

Ning Rongrong and the others vomited again. Throwing up twice in such a short time nearly gave them stomach cramps.

Oscar was so worried about the girls that he forgot his Martial Soul had already "mutated." He tried to summon a sausage, only for Dai Mubai to kick him away!

Tang San suddenly felt somewhat empty inside.

[Plot: Tang San stared blankly at Flender and Yu Xiaogang, seemingly a little disappointed.]

Bai Yu changed "disappointed" to "enjoying it"!

Suddenly, under Ning Rongrong and the others' horrified gazes, Tang San began stroking his entire body with both hands, letting out breathy moans as he touched himself!

Zhao Wuji was stunned stupid. Even as a well-traveled Soul Saint, everything he had witnessed today had far exceeded his ability to endure.

"Fuck, I can't take this anymore. Let's go!"

Zhao Wuji signaled Dai Mubai to hurry and take the other students away. Stop fucking watching, or they were going to explode from it!

Dai Mubai came to his senses, grabbed Bai Yu, and escorted the three girls away from the area.

Oscar had wanted to follow them, but all six of them roared at once:

"Get lost!"

Oscar: "."

[Plot: Yu Xiaogang was pinned against the wall by Flender and was struggling frantically.]

Bai Yu changed "struggling" to "enjoying it."

Before leaving, Bai Yu looked back once.

Mm, the scene was a little hard on the eyes.