Douluo: Modifying Narration, Plot Begins to Collapse
Chapter 58

The Sausage-Fart Combination Lived Up to Their Name

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"Huh? What's with this guy? He threw a sausage over here?"

"Haha, don't tell me they can't beat us and are trying to bribe us with that thing? Hahaha!"

"Who could withstand a test like that?"

The Tang-Oscar Combination's opponents were still laughing, but the moment the sausage rolled to their feet, a foul stench shot into their nostrils, making both of them vomit with a retch.

"Good chance!"

Tang San commanded the Clear Sky Dog to pounce. Without another word, it farted right at the vomiting opponents, stinking them into collapse.

The host loudly announced:

"This match goes to the Tang-Oscar Combination!"

Tang San and Oscar happily high-fived, while the spectators in the stands were even happier than they were.

"Hahaha, the odds were one to 2.7! Bro, I bet twenty Gold Soul Coins—I just won fifty!"

"Hehe, I bet thirty. The bold get fed while the timid starve!"

"You're all trash. I bet a hundred!"

"Holy shit!"

"Big bro's a beast! Big bro, have a smoke!"

After the crowd had finished celebrating, they suddenly realized something and hurriedly asked around:

"What kind of move was that sausage just now? It made the opponents puke?"

"No idea. I only saw the Tang-Oscar Combination throw over a sausage, and then their opponents started vomiting."

At that moment, a spectator from the front row—the seats closest to the arena—staggered over while supporting himself against the wall. He looked rather weak.

Some people recognized the old gambler and asked:

"Old Li, what happened?"

Old Li waved them off, still shaken as he said:

"Don't mention it. That sausage was too damn smelly—blegh!"

The crowd looked at one another and immediately understood what had happened.

Then someone in the stands shouted:

"Stinky Sausage God, we love you!"

"Go, Stinky Sausage God! Keep fighting!"

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