"At least on that point, you had some self-awareness."
"But why were you so stupid about everything else?"
"Just look at yourself. Squeeze the timeline a little, and you could be his mother. What could he possibly want from seducing you?"
"Your age? The fact that you don't bathe? To discuss whether your children should call him brother or dad? Or... to discuss whether he should take your daughter as a concubine someday?"
Wang Dan stood stunned by the barrage. It took several dozen seconds for her to recover, her cheeks flushing with shame as she stamped her foot and cursed.
"Where did this shameless little hussy come from? Zhiyuan, look at her!"
Jiang Shuyue felt profoundly uncomfortable. A woman her age, calling a teenage boy her big brother. Ugh...
Deciding that Jiang Shuyue and the others were merely commoners, Liu Zhiyuan put on an arrogant face and berated them.
"I think you're spies sent by an enemy nation to steal the various clans' secrets. I'm going to execute you right here!"
Liu Zhiyuan looked wildly around and found an axe among a pile of odds and ends.
But the axe was wedged between two sacks. After several unsuccessful tugs, he braced a foot against the pile and pulled with all his might.
Jiang Shuyue: [He doesn't look terribly bright...]
Huahua: [Maybe he used all his brains on chasing women. He tried seducing Huang Shan before, too, but unfortunately for him, Huang Shan is a notorious sucker for good looks. Liu Zhiyuan couldn't spark the slightest interest in her, and she rejected him with a humiliating slap to his pride.]
Jiang Shuyue flexed her wrists, walked over, and tapped Liu Zhiyuan lightly on the shoulder.
"What? You little spy, just wait! I'm going to chop you into eight pieces!"
Jiang