"Hahaha, I can't take it! I'm dying of laughter!"
Jiang Shuyue simply couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing in front of everyone.
Zhou Luming laughed too.
She had seen people fall flat on their faces, but never someone who threw out her back because she held it too stiffly and fell into a cesspit.
No one knew whether Lan Ruoyue would become the Goddess, but Zhou Luming knew she was definitely a marvel.
Jiang Shuyue: [What about now? Has she climbed out?]
Huahua: [She's out. Sangshen fished her out. One of her legs is already... well, you know. Color, aroma, and flavor, the full package. She demanded that Sangshen take off her trousers and give them to her, but Sangshen only has one pair too! Sangshen couldn't withstand her shamelessness and is taking them off now.]
Jiang Shuyue pouted and scolded, [Everyone only has one pair of trousers. What gives her the right to strip someone else's off? Does she think it's easy for a young girl to stand there with both legs bare? How rotten!]
Jiang Shuyue instructed, "Little Peach, have someone deliver a set of my clothes to Sangshen, then tell the coachman to wait at the side gate. Don't let a crowd surround them."
Little Peach immediately went to carry out her orders.
Zhou Luming thought her mother was awfully kind. If it had been her, she would have made sure everyone saw what this so-called Goddess was really like.
Jiang Shuyue hadn't thought that deeply about it.
She simply felt that with nothing covering a girl's legs, one gust of wind would expose everything underneath. It was far too embarrassing.
Why should women make life difficult for other women?
If she did want to make things difficult, she would go straight for the kill.