Jiang Shuyue trembled in the summer wind, her mind utterly blank.
Everyone was used to her chattering away. This was the first time they had seen her like this, and every one of them went on high alert.
Jiang Chen was still the most clueless of the lot. "What's going on? Why has my little sister gone dumb?"
Her two sons did not understand either, but they had a vague feeling that something big was about to happen.
Seeing her vacant expression, Lin Shuangshuang kindly tugged her arm. "What's wrong, little sister? Did you just wake up and still feel a bit groggy? Want some tea to clear your head?"
Jiang Shuyue followed the voice and looked at Lin Shuangshuang. Suddenly, a dozen cries of Holy shit! erupted in her mind.
That barrage of Holy shit! flooded Lin Shuangshuang's ears, leaving her bewildered and at a loss.
Lin Shuangshuang thought, Is my little sister cursing at me?
Jiang Chen thought, She hasn't woken up properly. Ignore her!
Jiang Shuyue was stunned. [Holy shit, the emperor is the Ninety-Five Sovereign! Shouldn't he be the smartest person in this world? Why is he so stupid?!]
Huahua: [The emperor doesn't know what sort of person Lan Ruoyue is, much less all that melodramatic bullshit from her previous life. It makes sense that he'd fall for it.]
[Think about it. If you ruled a nation beset by troubles within and threats from without, and someone suddenly descended from the heavens with divine weapons to help you sweep away the unrest, wouldn't you be tempted? It's like rounding up hundreds of male celebrities and models, putting them in front of you, and telling you that all you need to do is wave a little whip to have every last one. Could you let that go?]