My Inner Voice Has Driven the Entire Imperial Court Mad!
Chapter 309

An Explosive Turn in the Jin Kingdom

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Jiang Shuyue: ???

[Huahua, do you need to pee too?]

As a system, Huahua had no human sensations.

But once he had a human body, human emotions naturally followed.

Now, he was utterly mortified.

He felt as though every living thing on the street was staring at him.

Huahua covered his face in shame. "You're da one who needs ta pee! Your whole family pees in da street~"

Zhou Sesong said, "What did little brother say? He wants birds? So you like birds, little brother. Shall big brother buy you a few more?"

Huahua: ...

Thanks, but this is one kind of affection I can do without!

Huahua sighed helplessly. [It's miserable not being able to get my tongue to work! I'm not saying I need to pee-I've got juicy gossip! Two pieces, even!]

[That bastard Jin San saw his sweetheart marry his dad, and in a fit of rage just now, he chopped off his own father's manhood!]

Holy shit!

Jiang Shuyue got halfway through her exclamation before swallowing the rest, afraid she would give herself away.

She lowered her head and whispered nervously, "What happened?"

Everyone else wanted to know what had happened, too.

The man who had just been about to deal with Jin San had now had his own manhood sliced off.

The wheel of fortune kept turning, but this was a little too fast...

Huahua said, [The chief consort's love for the Jin Kingdom's emperor runs very deep. She's already fainted, and Jin San has been restrained. If the old emperor pulls through, he'll probably give him a chop, too. As for where he'll chop, who knows?]

Jiang Shuyue let out a deep sigh. *[Honestly, the old emperor doesn't need to make such a huge issue of it. He's already so old. Apart from peeing,

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