Five Flower Pork lowered its head in shame: [I just wanted to finish the mission sooner. I won't do it again.]
Liu Shuyue: [No, no, please keep doing it next time. I really like a system that pulls strings like you!]
Lan Ruoyue watched her alternate between a stern face and a beaming smile.
She had no idea what she was up to.
Suddenly, an unbelievable thought shot through her mind.
She cried out, "A system? You have a system too, don't you? Were you just talking to your system?"
"No wonder you survived when you should have died, and even gained fame and wealth."
"If you have a system, everything makes sense!"
"Did you bind yourself to a fortune system too? You shameless dog, stealing my fortune! Bastard!"
Seeing that she had been found out, Liu Shuyue couldn't be bothered to hide it anymore.
"I do have a system, but mine is for gossip."
She picked up Huahua, who obligingly raised its hands to show Lan Ruoyue its round, squishy body.
Lan Ruoyue was dumbfounded.
"Th-this is your system? Impossible!"
"Why is it impossible? Huahua is amazing. Whose wife ran off with another man, who's an upright gentleman on the surface but filthy underneath, whose concubine poisoned someone, who smells lovely on the outside but stinks underneath-my Huahua knows it all!"
"As long as Huahua is around, my husband can forget about cheating on me for the rest of his life! Isn't that amazing?"
Not only was Lan Ruoyue dumbfounded, she felt as though she had been struck by five thunderbolts and then sliced to death.
A fortune system. A gossip system.
Anyone could tell without thinking that the fortune system was far more advanced.
What bullshit gossip? It was nothing but trivial matters about every Tom, Dick, and