When Jiang Shuyue woke up the next day, she crawled under the bed.
[I can never face anyone again! Why didn't you stop me?]
The system shrugged. [Who told you to be so quick to act? Before I'd even finished speaking, you'd emptied an entire pot of wine. Purple Bamboo Wine smells like green tea, but it isn't green tea! No matter how familiar it smells, you can't just gulp down a whole pot, can you?]
Jiang Shuyue couldn't remember what happened afterward.
But she remembered hugging the Empress and calling her Golden Phoenix when she first got drunk.
Boo-hoo! How could she have done something so embarrassing?
The system kindly helped jog her memory. [You didn't just call her Golden Phoenix. You asked her for feathers, too, and cursed Golden Crow for being stingy and having a short third leg. Who knows whether Golden Crow heard you.]
She wanted to cry. She really wanted to cry.
That brat Golden Crow was nasty, petty, and stingy.
Other than glowing and being a bootlicker, he didn't have a single redeeming quality.
That old rascal had even pecked at her leaves before. Who knew whether he would come down and burn her to ashes...
[Do you remember pestering the Great Villain to lay eggs with you?]
Jiang Shuyue shook her head. [I'm green tea. What eggs am I supposed to lay?]
The system said, [Exactly. So you insisted on testing whether the Great Villain could lay eggs, and demanded that he prove he was more handsome than your husband. Otherwise, you wouldn't lay eggs with him. Do you know how you finally made him prove it?]
She slowly shook her head, suddenly feeling that perhaps not knowing would be better...
[You made him join you on the roof to curse Golden Crow