"Mother, what is this...?"
When the Crown Prince heard that walking riot had arrived, he came running with the Youngest Prince in his arms to join the fun.
He had never expected...
The Youngest Prince pointed at Jiang Shuyue. "Big Brother, there's a big stupid bird on the roof."
"That isn't a bird." The Empress did not know whether to laugh or cry. "That's the Marchioness of Zhennan. She seems to have had too much to drink."
Getting drunk and causing a scene in the Imperial Palace? This was the first time the Crown Prince had seen anyone do that. She really was as amusing as Imperial Father had said.
"Then let me bring her down."
The Crown Prince set the Youngest Prince down and leaped onto the roof in a few strides. "Marchioness of Zhennan, it's dangerous over there. Come over here first."
Jiang Shuyue turned around, only to be dazzled by the Crown Prince's glittering golden robes.
"Golden Crow had babies? Boohoo, System, look! That bastard Golden Crow secretly tricked Golden Phoenix into laying eggs behind my back! I wonder how many she laid. Do I have to send a gift?"
"I'm poor~~"
The System said, [There, there. They're up in heaven. Burning a few sheets of spirit money down here to send them won't cost much. No need to get worked up.]
"I still can't lose! I want to lay eggs too! I'll find someone handsomer and richer than Golden Crow to lay eggs with and make him furious!"
The System truly wished it could faint.
Among all the immortals, Golden Crow was the wealthiest apart from the God of Wealth.
Not only was that fellow rich, he would not part with a single feather. Finding someone richer than him would be hard!
"Found one, found one!