Douluo: I Can Become Stronger by Pitfalling Yu Xiaogang

"There are grilled skewers over there. You keep browsing while I go play with my ph—uh, no, I'll go buy you some skewers!"

"Okay, I'll go pay."

As long as you learned this set of incantations, you would never have to worry about your girlfriend getting angry while shopping again.

But this was no longer a matter of incantations. There were no phones on Douluo Continent at all, so what was he supposed to do?

"Starting tomorrow, I'm learning alchemy! Blowing diodes! Cutting circuit boards! I will create the first phone on Douluo Continent!" Zhang Tianyu swore viciously to himself.

"Even if you can make one, it'll be useless. Douluo Planet doesn't have a network," the system said.

Zhang Tianyu fell silent for three seconds, then suddenly burst into tears.

"Send me back to Earth! A life without free webnovels isn't a life fit for a human!"

"Tianyu!" Xiao Wu's voice called from ahead.

"Coming!" Zhang Tianyu immediately pulled himself together and ran over excitedly with three cups of fruit juice.

System: "...Yare yare daze."

At eight in the evening, the three of them had shopped to their hearts' content and eaten and drunk their fill. They walked comfortably out of the restaurant, preparing to hire a carriage from the carriage station back to the academy.

Just as they stepped out of the restaurant, three people approached them head-on.

Zhang Tianyu did not need the system's reminder to keenly sense that all three of them were quite strong.

Aside from their strength, all three had distinctive appearances—the kind that left a deep impression at a glance.

Zhang Tianyu immediately began considering who these three were in the novel. Just as he roughly guessed their identities, one man's reaction upon seeing Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong confirmed his guess.

"Yo! What pretty little girls! Want to come play with Uncle? Uncle will treat you to some lollipops!"

That was right. These three were Bu Le, Tian Ya, and Lao E.

The one with the lecherous face who verbally harassed Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong was Bu Le.

Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu immediately showed impatient expressions.

Ning Rongrong snapped directly at him, "Who the hell are you? Get lost and stop blocking the way!"

Bu Le's eyes widened, and just as he was about to speak, Lao E quickly tugged him and gave him a meaningful look.

Only then did Bu Le notice that, not far ahead, a Patrol Team was making its rounds.

He sneered, looked at Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, and licked his lips. "I'll let you off today. I'll find you girls to play with another day!"

With that, he headed toward the restaurant entrance with Lao E and Tian Ya.

"Hey, no need to wait for another day. I want to play with you today."

The three stopped and turned around in unison to look at Zhang Tianyu.

"Brat, you're pretty arrogant. Do you know who I am?" Bu Le narrowed his eyes, murderous light flashing within them.

A powerful pressure radiated from his body. Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu's expressions immediately changed. They had not expected this lecherous creep to be a soul master—and one far stronger than them!

At the same time, Tian Ya and Lao E released their own oppressive auras, and Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu's faces changed again!

Three experts!

Xiao Wu immediately tugged at Zhang Tianyu. "Forget it, let's hurry up and leave!"

But Zhang Tianyu smiled and waved his hand. Leave?

If I leave now, where would my dignity be?

He asked Bu Le, "Then do you know who I am?"

Bu Le and the other two froze, looking him over from head to toe. "Who are you?"

Zhang Tianyu smiled and said to Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu, "See? They don't know who I am."

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong looked confused. He did not know who you were, and then?

Zhang Tianyu suddenly attacked!

Several streams of sword qi whistled forth. The three were caught off guard, and all their clothes were instantly sliced apart, leaving them stark naked at the busy restaurant entrance!

Everyone nearby was dumbfounded!

"Damn it!" The three were furious and humiliated!

A whistling sound rang out. The three suddenly looked up to see Zhang Tianyu already soaring into the air, Xiao Wu in his left arm and Ning Rongrong in his right. He smiled at Bu Le and the others. "Haha, want revenge? Too bad you have no idea who I am. Bye-bye, you three bald piggies!"

Wild Ma Hongjun Appeared!

Bu Le and the other two were not the only ones who had noticed the Patrol Team. Zhang Tianyu had noticed them too; otherwise, he would not have merely shredded their clothes.

It would be easy to deal with those three. He could find an opportunity later, lock onto their locations in the middle of the night, and simply cut them down with one sword.

After all, he had the [Live Map], a Divine Artifact for sneak attacks, assassinations, escapes, and pursuits.

There was no need to attack right in front of the Patrol Team. That would only create more trouble.

"You brat! Just you wait!"

"I'll never let you off!"

Bu Le and the others' furious shouts drifted from behind them, making Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong burst into laughter.

At the restaurant entrance, Bu Le and the other two stood completely naked, their faces red as pig heads as they desperately covered their private parts with their hands.

Bu Le and Tian Ya pointed at Zhang Tianyu's departing figure and roared a few curses before Lao E stopped them. "Stop fucking cursing and run! Keep cursing and more people will come watch us!"

Only then did Bu Le and Tian Ya come to their senses. Looking around, they saw that it was mealtime, and there were many people at the restaurant entrance.

By now, a large crowd had gathered at the restaurant entrance to stare at them.

The men whistled.

The middle-aged women laughed mockingly.

The young women covered their eyes and screamed...

Damn, that even rhymes... Ah! No! That isn't the point!

The three hurriedly covered themselves and ran away.

But after only a few steps, a stern shout rang out behind them. "Stop!"

The three shuddered. At the same time, several armored Patrol Team members carrying weapons surrounded them from the front.

"What is going on with you?" the Patrol Team captain demanded angrily. "Why are you naked in public? What kind of conduct is this?"

The three: "..."

Lao E said, "No, we didn't mean to do this. We were attacked by..."

"Silence! Come with us!"

Bu Le completely lost his temper and shouted, "You dare arrest us?!"

Swish!

All the weapons immediately pointed at them, and the captain snapped, "What? You want to resist? Any resistance will be met with immediate execution!"

Lao E and Tian Ya quickly tugged at Bu Le. "Don't get angry. Cooperate! They're Spirit Hall guards!"

There were experts in Suotuo City's Spirit Hall. Besides, even if there were no experts, the three of them, mere Soul Kings, would not dare clash with Spirit Hall!

With a humiliated expression, Bu Le gave up resisting and obediently allowed the guards to take him away.

Along the way, many more people witnessed the behavior of these three stark-naked performance artists.

They then offered the three artists their respect and affection.

"Perverts!"

"Naked perverts!"

"And they're so ugly!"

"Ah! My eyes!"

"That's disgusting!"

Hearing those words, the three were so angry their lungs were about to explode!

"I'm definitely going to catch that brat and chop him into pieces!"

"I'm definitely going to catch those two chicks and make them beg for death!"

Meanwhile, Zhang Tianyu and the other two were already riding leisurely in a carriage, laughing and chatting all the way back to the academy.

The carriage stopped at the academy entrance. Zhang Tianyu paid the fare, and the driver departed with his carriage.

The three entered the academy. As they passed several residential houses, they suddenly heard a rather discordant sound.

Zhang Tianyu was very familiar with that sound. Whenever he watched movies before, or went to hotels to have fun with older girls, it would be accompanied by this indescribable noise.

Something very discordant was definitely happening inside those houses!

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong both blushed furiously and hurriedly quickened their pace. As she walked, Xiao Wu said, "So shameless. Doing something like that and making so much noise!"

"Who?!" An impatient voice sounded from inside. "Who's outside?!"

The three changed expressions. Zhang Tianyu moved swiftly, wrapping one arm around each girl before leaping onto the branches of several large trees.

The door was violently pushed open, and a chubby young man wearing only a pair of shorts and no shirt walked out.

His body seemed to be burning with flames. The temperature around him was extremely high, and even the air around his body was distorted.

"Damn it! Who was that? Who was talking out here just now and ruining my mood?"

Zhang Tianyu looked at the chubby young man below with a speechless expression.

He appeared!

He actually appeared!

A wild Ma Hongjun!

"Why wild?" the system asked curiously.

"So-called 'wild' means appearing when he wasn't supposed to," Zhang Tianyu explained. "According to the plot, he should have appeared tomorrow, but he showed up today. That's why he's wild."

"Understood." The system immediately drew an inference. "The Bu Le, Lao E, and Tian Ya we encountered in Suotuo City tonight were also wild."

"Ah, you're so smart." Zhang Tianyu gave it a thumbs-up in his mind.

"I am a system that constantly learns and constantly improves."

"Damn it! You're lucky you ran fast! If I catch you, I won't let you off!" Ma Hongjun searched around but failed to find anyone. He angrily returned inside and slammed the door shut with a bang.

Xiao Wu got angry. "I'm going down there to beat him up!"

"Forget it, forget it." Zhang Tianyu held Xiao Wu back.

Although he did not have much of a favorable impression of Ma Hongjun, Xiao Wu had indeed been inconsiderate in this matter.

Ma Hongjun and Xiao Cuihua were having fun together willingly. Even the heavens could not interfere.

When a man and woman were having fun, the most annoying thing was someone interrupting them. No one could stand that.

Zhang Tianyu had experienced it before, so he could fully understand the chubby young man's anger at this moment.

Ning Rongrong did not say anything, but the blush on her tender, fair face grew even more obvious.

At one moment, a thought even surfaced in her mind—

What if she and Zhang Tianyu were the ones in that little house...

She raised her head and secretly glanced at Zhang Tianyu. Her face grew redder, and her heart beat faster.

He was really so handsome, so good-looking! No matter how she looked at him, she thought he looked wonderful!

Hearing Zhang Tianyu's advice, Xiao Wu thought about it and felt that they should forget it. Thinking carefully, it did seem like she had interrupted someone.

Sticking out her little tongue, Xiao Wu said, "Let's hurry back~"