I Can Become Stronger by Pitfalling Yu Xiaogang

Back in the dormitory, finally lying on his own bed again, Zhang Tianyu sighed. So much had happened today!

So many wild characters had popped up on their own. Would the plot undergo some huge changes?

But it didn't matter. Even if the plot changed, the characters' personalities and major experiences wouldn't change much.

He could still happily predict everything with uncanny accuracy.

He turned off the lights, and the room fell dark and silent.

Lying on the bed, Zhang Tianyu couldn't quite fall asleep.

For some reason, he kept thinking of that indescribable sound he had heard outside the cabin earlier.

Only then did he realize—

Six years!

A whole six years without having fun with busty ladies and pretty older girls!

These six years had been far too difficult!

That sound was like unlocking something in Zhang Tianyu's heart, and the emotions he had suppressed for six years all burst forth.

It was deep in the night. Should he just take a trip to Goulan?

In the end, Zhang Tianyu dismissed the thought.

On Douluo Continent, establishments like Goulan were legal, but Zhang Tianyu couldn't get over that hurdle in his own heart.

Back on Earth, he had been handsome, charming, and suave. Asking girls out had always been effortless, and picking up women had come naturally. When had he ever gone to a place like Goulan?

More precisely, did he even need to go to a place like Goulan?

In Zhang Tianyu's eyes, going to Goulan was beneath him.

Using his own all-around capabilities to reel in a girl gave him a tremendous sense of accomplishment.

But going to Goulan was, in his view, no different from paying for sex. There was no fun in it at all.

Yet the fire in his heart refused to go out.

Zhang Tianyu tossed and turned, unable to sleep. Finally, he got up and walked out of the dormitory.

After taking a breath of the cool, fresh night air, the frustration in Zhang Tianyu's chest immediately faded by more than half.

The moonlight was perfect. After giving it some thought, Zhang Tianyu leaped onto the roof.

The night breeze swept over him, bringing incomparable comfort.

Just then, Zhang Tianyu suddenly noticed that on the roof of a small cabin not far ahead, there sat another slender figure.

Judging by her curves, it was undoubtedly Zhu Zhuqing.

Zhang Tianyu immediately perked up and used his powerful eyesight to look over.

This was the first time Zhang Tianyu had seriously looked Zhu Zhuqing over from every angle.

That figure really left nothing to be desired!

You said she was a twelve-year-old little girl?

You could tell him she was a thirty-two-year-old married woman and he would believe it!

Young and voluptuous—absolutely incredible!

"My mood has improved," Zhang Tianyu said.

System: ...

Whatever makes you happy.

Zhu Zhuqing sat motionlessly on the roof of her dormitory.

She looked like a statue of a goddess beneath the moon.

Zhang Tianyu sighed. "If I had run into such a promiscuous boyfriend, I'd be depressed to death too."

"Dai Mubai is under immense pressure. He knows he can't beat his opponent, so he has given up and indulged himself," the system said.

"That's bullshit," Zhang Tianyu said. "Since there's no chance of living to ninety with tubes stuck in you, you might as well go wild and die early to reincarnate early? Typical ostrich behavior."

"If you were in Dai Mubai's position, what would you do?" the system asked.

"What else? Assassinate him!" Zhang Tianyu said. "A sick family produces a sick set of rules, then welcomes a sick rebirth in a sick way. That's practically normal."

"The strong are respected, right? The weak have to be killed or crippled, right? Then what makes someone strong? Whoever survives to the end is strong. A strong person who dies can only be called a dead person."

"If I were Dai Mubai, I'd use every possible means to kill Dai Weisi. Once Dai Weisi was dead, I'd be the strongest of this generation of the Star Luo Imperial Family. If the emperor didn't choose me as crown prince, then he'd be breaking the rules. Dai Mubai, that Sand Eagle, doesn't fight for his own future and instead just gives up on himself? He should have died a long time ago."

The system was impressed. "What a train of thought! But Dai Weisi won't be that easy to kill."

"Of course he won't be easy to kill. That's why it's the real test of skill. You have to carry out the assassination quietly and use every means at your disposal."

"What if you fail and get killed instead?"

Zhang Tianyu spread his hands. "I tried. I gave it everything I had. If I still can't change anything, there's nothing I can do. At least I'll have no regrets."

Clap clap clap.

The system's applause rang out in his mind.

This thing could do that too? Zhang Tianyu was a little surprised.

Just then, Zhu Zhuqing seemed to notice Zhang Tianyu's presence. She suddenly turned and looked in his direction.

Zhang Tianyu met her gaze openly.

I'm on the roof of my own dormitory. What am I afraid of?

Zhu Zhuqing didn't look away either, silently meeting Zhang Tianyu's eyes.

A man and a woman silently gazed at each other in that lonely, cold, restless night.

After a while, Zhu Zhuqing withdrew her gaze and flipped down from the roof.

Zhang Tianyu let out a soft sigh. Ah, what a lonely night. No one was here to keep him company.

"I'm here, Host," the system said.

"Are you a person?" Zhang Tianyu asked back.

That one sentence left the system speechless.

Zhu Zhuqing's dormitory.

After returning to her dormitory, Zhu Zhuqing found it difficult to calm her emotions.

As a classic icy beauty, Zhu Zhuqing had never given any man a proper look, Dai Mubai included.

Zhang Tianyu was the only man she had ever truly looked at.

Zhang Tianyu was simply too handsome!

Being handsome was one thing, but his talent and strength were also absurdly powerful!

Having talent and strength was one thing, but he was also incredibly warm and considerate!

Being warm and considerate was one thing, but he was also so pure. He hadn't relied on his handsome looks and formidable strength to fool around. Instead, he had always stayed faithfully with Xiao Wu.

That final point was what Zhu Zhuqing cared about and valued most.

Where could she find such a good man, such a perfect man?

Before coming to Shrek Academy, Zhu Zhuqing had never envied any woman.

But after coming here, Xiao Wu had become the person she envied most.

Sitting by her bed and looking at the bright moon outside the window, she sighed softly. "If only I were Xiao Wu!"

Tomorrow night, she would sit on the roof again for a while. Would Zhang Tianyu go up there again like he had tonight?

"Hmm, sitting on the roof and feeling the breeze is actually pretty comfortable. I'll come up again tomorrow night," Zhang Tianyu thought.

The system didn't respond.

I'm not even a person. Why are you chatting with me about this?

"Oh, are you mad now? Ignoring me? Come on, it's not that serious. What kind of relationship do we have? We prosper together and suffer together, right? So what are you angry about?"

The system didn't respond.

Zhang Tianyu sighed. "Sigh, one sentence and you're unhappy. A woman's heart is as deep as the sea!"

The system was no longer angry.

The next morning.

Everyone got up early. Although Zhang Tianyu had slept late, he was a Soul Master now, so he was still full of energy after getting up.

Since they had already familiarized themselves with the layout yesterday, they knew where the Cafeteria was. Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong met Zhang Tianyu outside his door, and the three headed toward the Cafeteria together.

Halfway there, a sudden argument caught their attention.

"Ma Hongjun, don't come looking for me again! I won't be with you anymore!"

"Cuihua, haven't I treated you well? Why do you want to break up with me? Weren't we still last night..."

The moment they heard that voice, Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were both stunned!

Wasn't that the voice of that little fat guy from last night?

"Ah, stop it! Don't say it! You have treated me well, but I really can't stand you anymore! We're not compatible. You should find someone else. I'm several years older than you. Please, don't come looking for me again!"

The little fatty, Ma Hongjun, angrily said, "What do you mean, you can't stand me? I really don't understand what you women are thinking! Fine, we can break up, but do it with me one more time, then I'll break up with you. Otherwise, no way!"

Zhang Tianyu could only call it insanely awesome!

Normal human body diagram: internal organs

Ma Hongjun body diagram: kidneys, kidneys, kidneys, kidneys, kidneys, kidneys, kidneys, kidneys, kidneys, kidneys...

Not far ahead, a young man and woman who were arguing appeared before the three of them.

The young man was the little fatty they had seen last night.

Ma Hongjun.

The other was a simply dressed village girl, Cuihua.

Although she was dressed plainly, to be fair, she looked quite decent.

She wasn't as beautiful as Xiao Wu and the other girls, but she was still attractive and of high quality.

Most importantly, perhaps because she was a village girl who did farm work year-round, she had a great figure—curvy, mature, and full.

She clearly looked young, yet she carried the charm of a married woman.

"Again? Are you even human? No, no more! I don't want to do it again!"

The moment Cuihua heard that Ma Hongjun wanted one more breakup celebration round, her face went pale with fright. Like a panicked rabbit, she repeatedly backed away and begged.

Zhang Tianyu couldn't help sighing inwardly. Ma Hongjun, Ma Hongjun.

Not only had he been born at the wrong time, he had also been born in the wrong world.

With his special body structure and terrifying firepower—

If he went to Earth, he would definitely be a rich woman's favorite!

So what if he was a little fat? At least his face wasn't ugly, and his chubby appearance would suit plenty of rich women's tastes.

The key was that his firepower was fierce enough!

Seeing Cuihua so frightened, Ma Hongjun became even more irritated.

"You were happy every other time, weren't you? Last night, you screamed even louder than I did. What exactly..."