"I knew you missed me! We really are on the same wavelength!" Feng Yiqian said. "Bro! You have no idea how freaking cool Butler Tao was today!"
Feng Ze asked, "You've been with Butler Tao the whole time?"
"Yeah!" Feng Yiqian continued excitedly, "Remember how I told you I was nominated for that Milky Way Award?"
"Tsk, just thinking about it pisses me off. That damn Tang He already had the award in the bag, but he still had to come over and tell me about it. Isn't he infuriating?"
It was hard to tell whether Feng Ze had listened. He asked, "You spent the whole day out with Butler Tao?"
"Yeah! But that's not important!" Feng Yiqian kept complaining to his older brother. "The important thing is that I didn't win! And I've finally figured it out-Tang He was only pretending to be my friend! He was bad-mouthing me onstage!"
"In front of all those people! Don't I have any dignity?"
Feng Ze continued, "Where's Butler Tao now?"
"He's behind me, buying skewers." Thinking of the skewers gave Feng Yiqian something else to say. "I didn't even eat lunch today because of that stupid awards ceremony! And it turned out to be a total waste of time!"
"But at least I got some juicy gossip. Want to hear it?"
Feng Ze nodded. "Then has Butler Tao eaten?"
Feng Yiqian: "?"
Eaten what? The gossip?
Feng Yiqian frowned, baffled by his brother's response. "Bro, I'm talking about the awards. Are you even listening?"
Feng Ze spared a moment to give him a perfunctory reply. "Mm. Congratulations on winning."
Feng Yiqian: "..."
*?*
I didn't win anything! What are you congratulating me for?
Now certain his brother hadn't been listening, Feng Yiqian rolled up his sleeves, ready to give Feng Ze