"Jiraiya wrote something like that?"
Tsunade narrowed her eyes skeptically. As far as she remembered, Jiraiya only wrote smut. "Even if he did, you recognized me just from a written description?"
Gua pointed at Tsunade's chest.
"I recognized you because of that."
Tsunade: ?
Izumi: ?
Itachi: ???
Are you insane?
Itachi wondered if something had gone wrong with his hearing. Had Gua really just said that?
Gua, do you even know what you're saying?
Has lust made you completely fearless?!
You're going to get beaten to death without even knowing what hit you.
"Pervert Brat! I'll show you!"
Tsunade grabbed Gua by the collar and lifted him up.
Gua: ?
Wait, what?
Let me finish, damn it!
I've still got a twist coming!!
Hey, hey!!
Tsunade hurled Gua away.
Gua: ?
There was no denying Tsunade's strength. Gua felt a sudden rush of weightlessness, as though he had become a flying acrobat. He tumbled through the air, then twisted his body into one final, sharp rotation and landed on both feet...
Silence fell.
Gua: ...
Honestly, I was panicking.
But once I landed, I wasn't panicking anymore.
Not only did I avoid embarrassing myself, I even got to show off...
Realizing that his superb Taijutsu had gotten him out of danger, Gua steadied himself and walked back toward Tsunade, his face expressionless.
Tsunade: ?
Izumi and Itachi gaped, utterly dumbstruck.
Seeing Gua boldly walk back over, Tsunade sneered.
She had held back just now. Old grudges mixed with fresh irritation had simply put her in a foul mood. Otherwise, at such close range, she would have slammed him straight into the ground and given him a thorough beating.
And yet this Pervert Brat actually dared to come back?
He was just like Jiraiya!
Meanwhile,
Jiraiya, who was crouching in