Konoha: My Rights as a Menace Are Unlimited

"Stop, Amamiya Maki! That guy is the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox! Aren't you afraid he'll kill you?"

An Amamiya Maki who wished to remain anonymous had this to say: "Don't underestimate the power of bullying!"

"If you stop bullying because you're afraid to die, you're as good as dead!"

Wake up and curse out Naruto a couple of times to clear his head.

At breakfast, compare the bacon on the table to Choji and throw in a few insults to whet his appetite.

At lunch, spot the tomatoes in his meal, think of Kushina, and curse her out a couple of times.

At afternoon tea, see Sakura at the next table and make a few remarks about her huge forehead.

On a walk, see Might Guy running with his dad and mock them for being eternal genin.

At dinner, think about how Hinata, the Hyuga clan head's daughter, is terrible at fighting, and insult her a few times for fun.

Before bed, see that the Uchiha clan has been wiped out, crack a few mocking remarks, then take some sarcastic jabs at Sasuke for running away.

Wake up the next day and complain that Shino Aburame's insect techniques are creepy and bring bad luck.

At breakfast, ridicule Rock Lee as useless because he can't use ninjutsu.

At lunch, gossip about how Kakashi's father disgraced Konoha.

At afternoon tea, sneer at Iruka for being an orphan.

On a walk, curse Orochimaru out as a sinister monster.

Criticize Itachi Uchiha for being a loner.

At dinner, joke that Neji's life is worth nothing because he belongs to the branch family, and call Tenten a boring weirdo.

Before bed, mock Jiraiya for being a dead last and complain that Tsunade doesn't act like a girl.

Call Shizune a coward and an easy target, and curse Anko Mitarashi as a bad omen.

Mock Hayate Gekko as a sickly weakling, and ostracize Kiba Inuzuka and his clan as a bunch of stinking dog keepers.

Curse Yamato as Root's freakish tool, and ridicule Sai as a cold-blooded puppet.

Call Shisui a threat to the village.

Shun Konohamaru, Udon, and Moegi.

Curse Yakumo Kurama as a walking disaster. Only after finding fault with every last misfit in the village...

...does Amamiya Maki finally close his eyes in peace.