The two raced through the woods, one chasing the other.
Of course, Tobirama could not keep this up forever. He could never outlast Madara.
He activated the Flying Thunder God Technique at one marked location after another, flickering between the woods, villages, and rooftops above the streets.
He deliberately chose crowded places. Whenever Madara caught up, he immediately teleported to the next location, exposing Madara's female form for everyone to see.
"A perfect solution. I really am a genius," Tobirama praised himself. Then, as he fled, he shouted, his voice piercing the night and carrying across all of Konoha:
"People of Konoha! Madara, the Uchiha Clan Head, has a huge secret-he's afraid of cold water! And why is that?
Because a splash of cold water turns him into a cute girl! Come on out and see what a gorgeous Six Paths-level beauty looks like!!!"
At those words, every light still burning in Konoha's homes instantly went out.
Windows and doors were hastily locked.
Nobody was a fool. Who would dare anger the Asura of the Ninja World? Did they want to keep living here or not?
Of course, a few busybodies still watched secretly from the shadows.
Some patrolling ninja also stood frozen in bewilderment, not even daring to look up.
Tobirama kept teleporting, but his taunts never stopped. "Miss Madara, your hips sway so beautifully when you run. Want me to find you some cloth to cover up? That wet robe is clinging to you-you're showing everything!"
"Oh, right, when does this wear off? If you stay like this, we won't need anyone to fight on the battlefield anymore. Just get up there and dance. A few shakes of your hips might be enough to conquer them."
"Shut up! How dare you make a fool of me!" Madara soon