"Huang He made me his secretary. My daily duties were kissing and cuddling him."
Wu You let out a drawn-out "Ewww. You're tainted now."
Pei Yanchuan continued, "One day, after I finished my work, he fell into a deep sleep and revealed his true form. Only then did I find out he was a spirit too-a tabby cat with black spots on his back."
No wonder he was so addicted to Pei Yanchuan, the walking catnip.
"There was also a bottle in Xiao Pei's room labeled Aphrodisiac Powder. Anything you'd like to explain about that?"
Pei Yanchuan looked at Wu You and raised one eyebrow. "Don't you know all about Aphrodisiac Powder, Sister Wu You? You're the one who gave me that bottle."
"Oh, right."
"Sister Wu You gave me the Aphrodisiac Powder, and I used it to drug Brother Fengzi."
Su Fengzi widened his beautiful phoenix eyes, only just discovering that he was a victim. "You drugged me?"
"Yeah, but for some reason, it didn't do anything. You should've been flushed after drinking it, but you didn't react at all."
Su Fengzi gave a light cough. "I can explain that later, but when did you drug me?"
"When we were in the living room."
Ye Chu added, "He drugged you while you were drugging him."
Pei Yanchuan and Su Fengzi stared at each other, both utterly baffled. "So we drugged each other?"
"Yep. I happened to see it when I walked behind you."
As though something had clicked, Pei Yanchuan pointed at Su Fengzi. "So you're the one who gave me the laxative!"
Su Fengzi curled his lips into a smile. "That's right. Yours truly."
"So that matches up with Pei Yanchuan going to the bathroom at 3:20 p.m. He'd drunk water laced with a laxative," Wu You concluded.