The servants had already prepared a bath barrel, hot water, flower petals, and incense.
The ritual was elaborate, and the routine all too familiar!
Especially that incense-he seemed to have smelled it somewhere before.
Xiao Qinghe had a bad feeling.
"What incense is this?"
The elderly servant blushed.
"It's... pleasure incense. It will make you feel more comfortable..."
"???"
I'm just taking a bath. What more comfort do I need?
And that incense doesn't sound like anything normal!
"No need. Take it away."
"Well..."
The servant glanced at him, hesitating to speak.
Then he presented a brocade pouch.
"Young Hero Xie instructed us to make certain you use the things in this pouch. Otherwise, you may have a very difficult time on your own..."
"Huh?" Xiao Qinghe looked utterly baffled.
I'm taking a bath, not jumping into boiling oil! What the hell would be so difficult?
Then he saw the ointment in the pouch, and his face turned green!
Those little toys again!
Ever since a certain someone had possessed Robot and connected to a 5G network, her sweet, innocent nature had been corrupted. Not only had she mastered certain bizarre positions without a teacher, but she was also eager to try certain bizarre little toys.
Xiao Qinghe's embarrassment turned to anger.
"Xie Jun, get lost! You're not setting one foot inside my room tonight!"
"Senior brother, you'll have a hard time on your own..."
"Shut up!"
Xiao Qinghe stuffed cotton into his ears, refusing to listen to her sophistry.
I'm just taking a bath! With all these bells and whistles, anyone who didn't know better would think I was spending a precious night of passion!
I'm even more wronged than Dou E!
Fuming, Xiao Qinghe stripped off his clothes and stepped into the bath barrel.
Once he had washed