Gangzi, Who Saw Through Everything?

Yu Xiaogang looked at Xiao Wu and lectured her earnestly. "Xiao Wu, stay away from this fellow!"

"You might not know this, but that bastard Su Bai thinks far too highly of himself. He won't even listen to the teachings of a Grandmaster like me. He insists on going his own way, and sooner or later, he'll suffer a terrible loss."

"You're still young. Don't let him deceive you!"

The moment Yu Xiaogang said those words, Su Bai laughed.

Gangzi was still the same old Gangzi. Even after making a complete fool of himself at Nuoding Junior Soul Master Academy, he remained just as confident.

Who knew what gave Gangzi such courage? Spirit Hall's theories?

Xiao Wu raised an eyebrow, a trace of irritation showing in her eyes.

She was lively by nature. If she hadn't been so short on friends, she wouldn't even have joined Shrek Academy with Tang San.

That was already how Xiao Wu felt about Tang San, let alone Grandmaster.

In Xiao Wu's eyes, Grandmaster was nothing but a useless fool. He was trash himself, yet all he did was spout empty lectures, putting on a lofty air as he preached to others, as though he were really somebody important.

This big sister hated that sort of preaching more than anything!

Xiao Wu snorted, treating Yu Xiaogang's words as nothing but hot air. She hooked her arm around Su Bai's and leaned her whole body against him, her eyes lighting up as she looked at a shop ahead.

"I want that! Buy it for me, Su Bai!"

Su Bai smiled and nodded. After defeating Dai Mubai earlier, he had made a fortune by betting on himself to win. He was positively loaded now.

Buying a few little gifts would raise Xiao Wu's affection for him. No matter how he calculated it, that was a winning deal.

If nothing else, the sensation against his arm was quite nice. That counted as Xiao Wu having paid him.

After all, Xiao Wu wanted things, while Su Bai wanted her body... or, more precisely, her soul skills.

With the soul skills provided by the Soft Bone Rabbit, Su Bai could finally lay his hands on many opportunities.

Teleportation and Invincible Golden Body were two skills that could rightly be called divine tools for snatching treasures.

When the time came, why would Su Bai need to wait for an opportunity? He could simply seize them by force.

Seeing Xiao Wu and Su Bai completely ignore him, Yu Xiaogang grew so furious that smoke practically poured from all seven openings of his head.

The rites had crumbled, and the music had fallen silent! What a collapse of proper order!

What was wrong with students these days?

Only Tang San could still be considered a good student. Why were all the others more rebellious than the last?

Yu Xiaogang wasn't stupid. When he went to Shrek Academy, he could sense that quite a few people regarded him with contempt.

If his good brother Flender hadn't been beside him, staunchly vouching for him, he probably would have been thrown straight out. Only that fool Tang San showed him any real respect.

For Tang San's sake, the others had paid Yu Xiaogang a little attention, but not much.

"Stop!"

Yu Xiaogang's eyes widened, his face flushed with anger. "Xiao Wu, do you still have any respect for me as your teacher?"

"Let me tell you, I'm a teacher personally recommended by Flender, the headmaster of Shrek Academy! I'm a theoretical Grandmaster renowned throughout the Douluo Continent. I'm warning you, don't make me angry!"

He would have been better off not saying that. The moment he did, Xiao Wu's rebellious streak flared instead.

Xiao Wu turned her head and frowned, one corner of her mouth lifting slightly, her eyes full of disgust.

"So what if I make you angry?"

"You're almost fifty, and you still haven't broken through level thirty. What can you do? I bet you can't even beat me!"

"Keep your mouth shut. This lady doesn't want to beat you up. I'm afraid you'll dirty my hands!"

At the same time, Xiao Wu was utterly baffled. How had someone like Yu Xiaogang managed to make Tang San follow him so devotedly?

How much would someone have to drink to actually believe Yu Xiaogang was a Grandmaster?

After hearing Xiao Wu's words, Yu Xiaogang drew a deep breath. His entire body trembled, his chest heaving, and he came close to unleashing Luo Sanpao on the spot.

After thinking it over repeatedly, he held himself back.

He had no choice. He couldn't beat Xiao Wu!

Yu Xiaogang knew perfectly well how violent Xiao Wu could be.

"It's only because you're close to Xiao San... otherwise."

A cold glint flashed through Yu Xiaogang's eyes, and he turned his spearhead toward Su Bai.

"What are you doing in Suotuo City? Did you hear that Shrek Academy was recruiting and come here because you wanted to enroll?"

"Hahahaha! You didn't expect this, did you? I'm actually a teacher at Shrek Academy. Even their headmaster, Flender, is a good friend of mine!"

"As you are now, you can forget about ever joining Shrek Academy. If you kneel and apologize to me, admit your mistakes, then study diligently under me and properly support Tang San, perhaps I could consider it."

"And another thing: even the daughter of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect's sect master studies at our academy. Who do you think you are? Stop clinging to your pride and making yourself suffer. Apologize at once!"

Yu Xiaogang wasn't stupid. If he couldn't beat Xiao Wu, could he beat Su Bai?

He dared to act so arrogantly because, after putting his clever brain to work on the matter, he believed he had seen right through Su Bai.

Su Bai's appearance in Suotuo City at this particular time certainly wasn't more than a stop along the way. His true purpose had to be joining Shrek Academy; that was why he had hurried here.

As a teacher at Shrek Academy and a friend of its headmaster, Yu Xiaogang's standing needed no explanation.

In his eyes, as long as Su Bai wanted to join Shrek Academy, he would first have to get past him.

With that being the case, would that brat Su Bai still dare step out of line?

Just imagining Su Bai apologizing to him in a moment made Yu Xiaogang barely able to contain himself.

The more he spoke, the more excited he became. His brows danced with delight, and he grew utterly worked up, never noticing that Xiao Wu's expression had already darkened.

Seeing that Xiao Wu was about to fly into a rage, Su Bai tugged her arm away and shook his head at her puzzled look.

Su Bai said, "Grandmaster."

Hearing that, Yu Xiaogang looked smug, his nostrils practically pointing toward the sky. "Calling me Grandmaster now? It's too late!"

But Su Bai's next words nearly made him faint with rage on the spot.

"You ought to brush your teeth. You stink."

"I hear your martial soul attacks by farting too? I suggest you stop summoning it from now on. You're only level twenty-nine, after all. With so little soul power, how big a fart can you manage?"

"The next time you run into an enemy, just open your mouth and talk. You're guaranteed to stink them to death."

At those words, Yu Xiaogang froze in place. His face went from ashen to red, and his eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets.

"Su! Bai!"

"You'll pay for what you said today!"

As he spoke, two soul rings appeared beneath Yu Xiaogang's feet, and a bizarre beast-shaped creature materialized at his feet.

In his extreme fury, he lost all reason and unleashed his martial soul, Luo Sanpao, intending to attack Luo Sanpao.

"Go, Luo Sanpao!"

Yu Xiaogang pointed at Su Bai, his eyes filled with resentment and his teeth clenched.

You fucking said my breath stank, didn't you? Then I'll show you what a real stink is!

"First soul skill, fart like thunder, Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"