Cradled in Kakashi's arms, Obito gazed at him tenderly. The two simply looked at each other, no longer speaking.
"Sasuke, what do you think that guy's relationship with Kakashi-sensei is? They've been hugging for ages, haven't they?"
"Shh, Naruto. Kids shouldn't pry into adult business."
"Huh? You bastard, Sasuke! We're the same age. Why are you acting so mature?"
"Anyway, Sasuke, I feel like we've got the strongest bond."
"Yeah, you're my strongest bond too. Your big brother Meihui said that with a relationship like ours, if you croaked, I'd watch a thirty-second ad to revive you. I'd even watch a sixty-second one."
"What if you had to eat shit?"
"Then I'd keep eating until you came back to life."
Itachi came over to the two of them just then. Do you two even hear the outrageous things you're saying? Eating shit and all that... You're seriously twisted...
Seeing Sasuke like this, Itachi wondered whether he should kick him out of the village after the war and send him off to gain some experience.
Meanwhile, Obito looked at Kakashi, at a loss for what to say.
Then they heard Meihui laying into Madara Uchiha.
"The Eye of the Moon Plan? More like the Clown Plan. You think planting the God Tree will make everyone happy? That there won't be any more wars in this world? Give me a break, okay?"
"Do you seriously think that so-called genjutsu world of yours is real?"
"Have you even considered whether this plan is feasible?"
"Don't tell me you just read about this plan somewhere?"
Meihui had hit the nail on the head, leaving Madara rather embarrassed. He really had stumbled across the plan by chance and believed in it without question.
But Madara still refused to listen to reason. Someone this stubbornly fixated