Hogwarts' Everyday Player
Chapter 480

A Sinking Feeling!

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Hilarious, utterly hilarious.

Ron is now completely round.

He floated towards the ceiling like a lifebuoy with tiny eyes.

His hands and feet were stretched out strangely, making a series of popping sounds.

George below might have felt that Ron had already been punished enough, or perhaps he was afraid of being caught by Mrs. Weasley or Bill.

He waved his wand.

Another flash of blue light struck Ron.

Puff puff puff!

The sound of a balloon being popped rang out, and Ron, like a popped balloon, bounced around the room.

Fred turned around and brandished his wand.

Invisible ripples spread out, confining the movement within the room.

About two minutes later, Ron returned to normal.

He slumped over the dining table, his hair a tangled mess, soaked with milk from the overturned pitcher.

George waved his wand again, and the plate that Ron had just broken, the decorations that had fallen to the ground, and Ron's torn robe were all restored to their original state.

Even the jug stood upright again, and the milk inside flowed back into the jug from the ground and Ron's hair.

Thanks to the magic, the milk in the pot is as clean as it was at the beginning, but probably no one will drink it now.

Fred, seeing this, withdrew his wand.

"I'm going to tell Mom!" Ron said angrily, clutching his neck.

"Who told you to speak ill of us?"

"In the case that we helped you sell your goods and earned a large sum of Galleons."

"Yes, that's what we did as you said."

"Yes, you should be happy! We're working hard and striving for improvement!"

"Yes! For Gryffindor! For Hogwarts! For Britain!" Fred and George echoed each other.

"Harry! Ginny!"

"Why aren't you helping me!" Ron turned to Harry and his sister, the two who should have been on his side.

We forgot!

"Yes, Harry and I were just talking about something else." Harry and Ginny exchanged a glance and said, barely suppressing a laugh.

"Real?"

"So what are you talking about?" Ron asked Harry and Ginny.

Fred and George pointed their wands at themselves and vanished instantly.

However, Harry could notice the abnormal airflow.

It can be confirmed that the two of them did not rely on the skillful, silent Apparition, but rather on a spell of the Disillusionment Charm type.

"Harry is asking me where I went," Ginny shrugged.

"Oh right, lately you've been away from home almost every morning."

"Mom and Dad aren't surprised either." Ron quickly looked at Ginny upon hearing this.

This is the question he's been wanting to ask recently.

He had assumed Ginny would tell him herself, but she never did.

Harry snapped out of his reverie about how Fred and George had disappeared and looked at Ginny in his arms.

He was also curious about where Ginny had gone.

"Ron, you idiot."

"Sirius can get advance notice of the Daily Prophet's news."

"But we're not bad either."

"Like Luna's family, the recently famous 'The Quibbler' is from their family."

"I've been working at their house recently, doing some layout and organization work."

Ginny looked at Ron, who was looking at her, and added, "Mom and Dad know too."

"Is it the one who first discovered the Crumple-Horned Snorkack, found the long-lost Fenrir Greyback, and released the Elder Wand's message, 'The Quibbler'?" Ron suddenly said.

He was very excited.

Harry and Ginny were a little puzzled.

But the next second, their doubts vanished.

"I think my Smoke Bomb needs an advertisement."

Sirius was unwilling to publish or promote my invention because of my mother's request.

"Oh, I was so stupid! Didn't I already know that 'The Quibbler' belonged to Luna's family?" Ron lowered his head in frustration and rubbed his hair.

Then he suddenly looked up at his sister, "Ginny! Do you have permission to publish articles—like about your brother's greatest work!"

"If—well, I'm willing to pay, um—up to 10 Galleon!" Ron mistook Ginny's sudden furrowed brow for her lack of authority.

"Enough!" Ginny snapped. "The Quibbler is a newspaper that speaks out for minorities and for the truth that has been smeared as a lie!"

"It is not swayed by money, nor does it accept advertising!"

"If it wanted to, it would have been famous long ago!"

"You know, getting permission to publish a newspaper in the Wizarding World is a very difficult thing."

"Even the smallest newspaper editor will not be destitute."

"But that's exactly what Mr. Lovegood is like!"

"Because he only makes statements that seem absurd to ordinary people." Ginny glared at Ron, broke free from Harry's embrace, and stood up.

"But, apart from the content that has recently become famous."

"The rest of its content is just absurd."

"You know, my dad once subscribed to 'The Quibbler' to support our neighbor."

"But the content made even my kind-hearted dad stop subscribing," Ron retorted.

He thought Ginny was crazy.

That Xenophilius Lovegood probably possessed such maddening magic.

Luna, for example, was driven a bit crazy by it.

Moreover, how could "The Quibbler," which reported that the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office was Fudge's secret research department for Muggle weapons, not be absurd?

Ron wanted to place an ad in the Quibbler simply because of its recent popularity.

"Just like its name, 'The Quibbler'."

"The purpose of this newspaper is to publish voices that are different from the mainstream and to sing a different tune."

"Because sometimes the truth is in the hands of a minority."

"Just like when the Crumple-Horned Snorkack was first released, how many Magizoologist thought 'The Quibbler' was just a publicity stunt?"

But what is the truth?

"Although this may lead to some ridiculous comments being made at the top."

"But we cannot stop expressing dissenting voices because of this."

"Even if the content above is really fake, just treat it as a joke."

"What's more, it can broaden one's thinking and teach readers to think about things from unusual perspectives," Ginny said proudly, raising her head high.

"Isn't my Mist Potion extraordinary?"

"I think you're too familiar with me because I'm your brother, so you can't look at me and my inventions fairly."

"But Luna is different."

"We are all Ravenclaw students."

"Her boyfriend, Ryan, is also my good friend."

"I think she'll grant my request." Ron waved his hand, indicating that Ginny was just making things up.

"Hmph! Ryan's been around Luna lately, I don't think you'd dare bother them!" Ginny raised an eyebrow dismissively.

"What!" It was Harry exclaimed in surprise.

He suddenly felt that his hat was a little green.

According to Ginny, she should have seen Ryan for about half a month without him by now!

With Ryan's charm?

Harry's heart sank to the bottom.

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