At that moment, Xiao Wu did not lose her mind over his looks. Instead, she used the True Love Vow Seeking Art on him!
Su Bei felt the Flirting Guide's deep malice.
Suddenly, Gu Yuena seemed so wonderful!
She was powerful and beautiful, and perhaps she could even split into Gu Yue and Gu Na, two stunning beauties with completely different personalities, then merge back into Gu Yuena.
Marrying one Gu Yuena was worth marrying three goddesses!
Maybe he should just go back and sleep alongside her. It was good for beauty and skincare too, wasn't it?!
Dear Little Dragon had forced a marriage on him, declared her sovereignty, and then fallen asleep. How irresponsible.
Otherwise, whenever Su Bei suffered even the slightest grievance outside, he would run back to the Land of Great Misfortune and throw himself into Gu Yuena's chest for comfort.
Still, Xiao Wu's reaction was perfectly normal. In terms of Spiritual Intelligence, Gu Yuena was a deity with superior wisdom and Divine Status. Her development was practically flawless.
Xiao Wu, on the other hand, had only just emerged into the world, her heart still untouched by love.
"Love!"
Su Bei murmured inwardly, "Love comes too fast, like a tornado. Trapped in the storm's eye, there's no time to escape..."
Su Bei clenched his teeth, wrapped an arm around Xiao Wu's body, and reached for her soft, tender hand with his fingers. He said calmly,
"Of course. My mother told me that if you comb a girl's hair, you must comb it for her for the rest of your life. In the human world, that's called being responsible."
"Responsible?"
Xiao Wu nestled deeper into Su Bei's embrace. So a boy's body was this comfortable and warm. No wonder Mother had said love could not be avoided.
"Yes. I comb your hair, and you become my little sister."
"I put in labor and formed a relationship between the sexes. From now on, we're a loving family. That's what being responsible means."
Su Bei explained with a solemn expression, "Of course, relationships between the sexes are equal. So I'll take care of you from now on, and you must be responsible for me too."
Su Bei's words left Xiao Wu dizzy. She always felt there was something strange about this boy.
But... mm! What he said made sense!
"How should I be responsible?"
Xiao Wu's little face reddened. "I can protect you too. If anyone dares bully you, I'll definitely teach them a lesson!"
"No, no, no."
Su Bei pinched Xiao Wu's cheek and said lightly, "As my little sister, you must be loyal to your brother. You can't get close to other boys, especially those whose Martial Souls are plantains, Blue Silver Grass, foxtail grass, or anything like that—and boys with extraordinary talent."
Xiao Wu looked at Su Bei's delicate face in surprise. "Why? Isn't having grass as a Martial Soul good? Xiao Wu used to grow up eating grass!"
Su Bei waved his hand. "Xiao Wu, you need to understand that in the eyes of humans, those weeds are useless Martial Souls. It's very hard for them to become strong."
"But if a boy's Martial Soul is grass, yet he's still very powerful, what does that mean?"
"It means... it means he's very special?" Xiao Wu scratched her head and answered tentatively.
"No!"
Su Bei firmly denied it. "It means he's a liar. He hides his strength and conceals his true Martial Soul. People like that are very frightening. They're deeply scheming, and you must never become close with them!"
Xiao Wu suddenly understood.
Su Bei secretly wiped away some sweat. If he did not have a bit of eloquence, it really would have been difficult to fool this hundred-thousand-year-old rabbit spirit.
Xiao Wu nodded indignantly. "Then Xiao Wu understands. People whose Martial Souls are grass aren't good people!"
"That's right!"
Su Bei praised her, "Xiao Wu, you're so smart. If you ever encounter this kind of liar, make sure to stay far away!"
"Okay!"
Xiao Wu nodded obediently.
"Good girl."
Xiao Wu smiled, revealing two dimples on her face. She was indescribably sweet.
To be honest, Su Bei felt a little guilty.
Such an adorable little rabbit, and he was tricking her like this. What would happen if she found out later?
Whatever. He could not let Tang San pick up a girl. That bastard could stay a diamond bachelor for all he cared!
"Then..."
Xiao Wu asked, "People whose Martial Souls are carrots are always good people, right?"
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