Stellaris: I'm the Galaxy's Biggest Menace!
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[Empire Log: Beware of dark humor] [Our agents' terrorist attack in the Starfish Republic dealt irreparable damage to its Sentinel Array. A transport loaded with torpedoes rammed the Sentinel Array, and the resulting explosion destroyed that powerful detection device, treating us to a splendid fireworks show. We could still faintly detect the agents' psionic signatures. Their nanite bodies had been scattered by the explosion, and reassembling would take a considerable amount of time. Fortunately, they had already completed their mission admirably. The Starfish Sentinel Array was destroyed, utterly and completely. They had lost an eye, which was excellent news both for us as their adversaries and for the war on the front lines. Terrorist attacks are hardly honorable, but an interstellar empire cannot be judged by backward moral standards. We will do anything to win. All right, let's celebrate behind closed doors. Let us offer our heartfelt thanks to the Black Needle Pirates who made all this possible, and to their two brave Blorg crew members.] [Gloating: Happiness +5% for all empires except Starfish and the Lost Empires, lasting 5 years.]
While a plot to rewrite the rules of the universe unfolded on the far side of the Milky Way, the Starfish Republic had descended into chaos. No one had imagined that these ragtag pirates could slip through layer upon layer of blockades into a military port under constant lockdown, then blow up the Sentinel Array in a suicide attack before the eyes of the entire empire.
Evading fleet fire and destroying Starfish's precious Sentinel Array in a suicide terrorist attack-could two pirates really have pulled that off?
Starfish absolutely refused to believe those two were ordinary pirates. They contacted the Blorg Hegemony and demanded an explanation.
*Foreign powers had to be behind this! That was true of
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