"Huh? Xiaohan, why do I feel like your skin's gotten even better?"
"Has it?"
"It has, and you look really happy today!"
"Huh? A-Tian, why do I feel like you've gotten even more haggard?"
"Have I?"
"Yeah, you look like you've been sucked dry!"
"..."
Cheng Tian sighed helplessly. Last night, Su Han had put him through several rounds of wrestling instruction before finally letting him off. If this was what life would be like from now on, he probably wouldn't have any use for his lower back anymore.
Although, an office outfit with black stockings and a hip-hugging skirt, topped off with the bespectacled-girl look, really was a man-killer...
Cheng Tian was a little puzzled. Who exactly had taught Xiaohan to dress like that?
Not only that, even Counselor Liang looked astonished upon seeing him. "Did you stay up cultivating immortality last night? Why do you look like you're about to die?"
"More or less..."
Only when class ended did Cheng Tian slowly wake up. He hadn't expected to sleep straight from the self-study period through the end of the second class. Even more absurdly, nobody had woken him...
Feeling that he couldn't keep wasting class time like this, Cheng Tian decided to wash his face to wake himself up. Yet when he felt his way to the restroom, he heard some ambiguous noises coming from a stall.
"Mm! Yes! That's the feeling!"
"Don't let up! Put some more effort into it! Yes, aim right at that hole!"
"A little faster and it'll come out!"
Cheng Tian: |ʘᗝʘ|
Good lord! What was the world coming to!
Shocking! Unidentified remarks emerge from a restroom at a university in Magic City in broad daylight! Was this a distortion of human nature, or the downfall of morality!
Cheng Tian felt as