At the sight of the rider's figure, not particularly tall but resolute enough, delight spread across the faces of the surrounding citizens.
"He's here! He's here!"
"A Hero's arrived!"
"The strongest C-Class Hero!"
"You've got to give it your all this time!!"
"..."
Amid the citizens' cheers, even the Cake Monster, who had been about to go on a rampage, stared blankly as that strange human rode his bicycle up to him.
While still riding at high speed, he jumped off with movements that looked clumsy but were actually practiced, ran alongside it for two steps to complete his infantry-tank maneuver, then gripped his beloved bicycle's handlebars and hurled it forward-
"Justice Crash!!"
Duang~~~
"...Aagh!!"
Caught off guard, the Cake Monster took the suddenly airborne bicycle straight to the face. His body rippled like flab as he lost his balance and toppled backward.
Josen, who was standing nearby, seized the chance to step forward and pull the young shop assistant, who had slumped to the ground in a daze, out of danger first.
The stunningly beautiful shop assistant with the high ponytail, who could have passed for a heroine hiding among the extras, came back to her senses. Holding Josen's warm, large hand, she looked at the glimpse of his peerless good looks beneath his baseball cap, her eyes full of twinkling stars. "Oh, handsome, thank you!"
"You're welcome." Josen, however, showed no appreciation for the moment as he pushed the young shop assistant into the crowd and waved her away like a little chick, urging her to get farther away. "Get going. This place is about to become a battlefield!"
The young woman: ?
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*-This isn't how the story's supposed to go. Shouldn't I be so grateful that I thank this gorgeous guy and offer myself to him