"No, you've got it wrong!"
Josen flashed in front of the dumbass vampire, seized his neck with one hand, and hoisted him into the air!
"You bastard, you actually dared to kill my dog!!"
Mr. Popo: Uh, didn't you say he wasn't your dog?
(￢‸￢) ?
Iggy: Woof, woof, woof! (Everything Josen says is right!)
( ^ ᴥ ^)
"Mmph, mmph, mmph..."
Unable to breathe, the dumbass vampire felt as though an ever-tightening iron clamp had closed around his neck. His neck bones gave off teeth-grating cracks!
After flailing about for a while, the dumbass vampire, whose face had turned blue, suddenly realized-
-Wait a minute! Humans need to breathe, but I'm a vampire who surpassed human limits, just like Lord DIO!?
At that thought, the dumbass vampire's eyes lit up. As though he had taken some potent tonic, he revived at full health. A not-too-bright, savage grin appeared on his face again, and he raised his still-extended claws, slashing viciously at the arm Josen held his neck with!
"Mmph, mmph, mmph!!" (I'm an invincible vampire! Go to hell with your stray dog!!)
Clang, clang, clang, clang-
Crisp metallic clashes rang out beneath his claws, rather than the wet sound of blades slicing flesh!
Under the dumbass vampire's astonished gaze, Josen's arm did not break to reveal bloody flesh and jagged bone as he had imagined. Instead, it remained utterly motionless, as though forged from iron!
Even his coat showed not the slightest sign of damage!
"Mmph! Mmph, mmph!!" (Impossible! Absolutely impossible!!)
Refusing to believe it, the dumbass vampire raised his hands again. Before he could slash down, his dagger-sharp nails gave off a series of crisp cracks, then snapped off at their roots!!
Clatter, clatter!
The broken nails fell to the floor, and blood spurted in torrents from his