The moment she heard Hōkaku shouting that the child belonged to the Uchiha, Tōka exploded, pointing at his nose and cursing:
"Uchiha Hōkaku, get the hell out! I'm the one who gave birth to this child!"
Veins bulged on Hōkaku's forehead, and even his lips trembled with rage as he snapped back:
"Senju Toka, this is the Uchiha Clan Compound! You're the one who should get out!"
"Uchiha Hōkaku, you @￥&..." (Ten thousand words of profanity omitted.)
"Senju Toka, you 丂￥#@..." (Ten thousand words of profanity omitted.)
Both of them instantly lost their heads. Obscenities flew everywhere, along with their spit, and before long, trading insults was no longer enough. They grabbed whatever was within reach and started hurling things at each other.
If not for the baby, and the fact that Tōka had only just given birth, these two sworn enemies would probably have come to blows!
Fighting over custody of their child, the two hopeless idiots of parents argued all the way until evening, completely forgetting where they were.
Fortunately, they still vaguely remembered that they had a baby. Every so often, they stopped to tend to the child before going right back to their shouting match.
Had Madara Uchiha not set up a barrier around the clan leader's residence earlier to keep news of Tōka's delivery from leaking out, everyone nearby would have long since discovered that they had been fighting here-and had somehow produced a baby along the way.
When Madara Uchiha returned reeking of alcohol, intending to pack up and leave Konoha, he found that the idiotic couple was still squatting in his home with their little mouse, and had wrecked his Clan Leader's Mansion while they were at it.
"...Tch!"
"C-Cousin, you're back..."
At the sight of Madara's thunderous face, Hōkaku turned ashen, looking