Hiruzen Sarutobi froze when he heard about the blood in his office.
Naturally, Hiruzen Sarutobi couldn't admit that watching Adult Films had given him a massive nosebleed.
"Thank you for your concern. I'm fine."
"Hiruzen, you don't look fine to me with your face that pale!"
Danzo had noticed something was off about Hiruzen Sarutobi too.
"Ahem..." Hiruzen Sarutobi coughed a few times, then said, "A spy from another village ambushed me tonight... I was injured, but I've mostly recovered now."
"What? Someone dared to sneak into Konoha and attack you, the Hokage himself! What the hell are your Anbu doing?"
Seeing that Danzo was about to keep pressing him, Hiruzen Sarutobi hurriedly said, "You can't blame the Anbu. The ninja had a very rare Blood Release. When his ambush failed, he used it to escape! That's why there was so much blood left in my office."
"Blood Release?"
This was Danzo's first time hearing of Blood Release, but... a kekkei genkai that could injure Hiruzen Sarutobi and let its user escape unscathed had to be powerful.
"Very well... in that case, I'll have my Root conduct a thorough search!"
With that, Danzo left the Sarutobi Clan Compound, intending to track down that Blood Release ninja.
If he could get the ninja to work for him, all the better.
Hiruzen Sarutobi breathed a sigh of relief once Danzo left.
It wasn't that he was afraid of Danzo. It was simply that... getting a nosebleed from watching porn would seriously undermine his dignity as the esteemed Third Hokage.
After leaving the Sarutobi Clan Compound, Danzo recalled every member of Root and began searching Konoha for the supposed Blood Release ninja.
Naturally, Naruto had no idea that the Adult Films on his computer had nearly caused a coup throughout Konoha.
Naruto slept soundly until morning.
The first thing he did after getting up was contact Wolffy and ask him to hammer out another computer.
Wolffy had no objections to Naruto's request. He took control of Naruto's body, wielding a hammer and wrench to start making a computer.
But before he could get to work, a knock came at the door.
Naruto took back control of his body and opened the door to find the Third Hokage standing outside with a pipe in his mouth.
Behind the Third Hokage stood an Anbu holding a complete laptop setup.
"Grandpa Hokage, why do you look so awful?"
Although the Third Hokage wasn't as pale as he had been the night before, his complexion still looked very unnatural.
And it wasn't just his complexion. Even as he entered the room, Naruto could see how unsteady the Third Hokage's steps were.
How could a mighty Kage Level ninja possibly look pale and walk so unsteadily?
There was only one answer: he was injured.
"Heh... I'm fine. I just didn't sleep well last night."
As he spoke, the Third Hokage sat down at the table and motioned for the Anbu to set the computer on it.
"Bluebird told me yesterday that you've been spending all your time playing with this lately, so he brought it to me to take a look."
"I've already reprimanded Bluebird. Could you tell me where this thing came from?"
Seeing the Third Hokage dump all the blame on Bluebird, the Deliveryman, Naruto inwardly curled his lip in disdain.
Out loud, however, he said, "It's fine, Grandpa Third. If you want this laptop, I can make you one!"
"You're saying you made this?"
Naruto's answer caught the Third Hokage off guard.
There wasn't much he could tell from the laptop's exterior, but all those keys, and that crystal-clear picture...
The Third Hokage absolutely refused to believe Naruto had made it.
Meanwhile, Naruto had opened the computer on the table and discovered how it had been used.
First, someone had opened the study materials and watched over a dozen Adult Films.
Second... there were dried bloodstains on the laptop's keyboard that hadn't been wiped off properly.
At that sight, Naruto understood what had happened.
The Third Hokage wasn't injured at all... he'd clearly watched so much porn that he'd drained himself dry!
"Then, Naruto, could you make another one? Another of these things you call laptops?"
Naruto nodded. "Sure! I can make one right here!"
As he spoke, Naruto glanced at the computer on the table. He no longer intended to keep it. Bloodstains on a computer were one thing, but if it had other fluids on it... that would be downright disgusting.
Naruto called Wolffy again.
Wolffy took over his body. Since the Third Hokage was there, Naruto didn't use Werewolf Transformation.
Wolffy looked around, grabbed some materials at random, and started hammering away.
Before long, he had hammered out a complete laptop setup.
The Third Hokage was stunned by Naruto's miraculous handiwork.
Naruto took back control and grinned. "How's that, Grandpa Third? Pretty amazing, right?"
"Ahem..." The Third Hokage coughed twice to steady himself after the shock, then opened the study materials on the computer and asked, "Then what's all this? This isn't something a child like you should be watching!"
"Oh, that! I don't watch those, but I did make them! None of the people in those videos are real. They were all created on the laptop!"
As he spoke, Naruto fought back his revulsion and used the old computer to open the visual effects software, creating a video less than three minutes long right in front of the Third Hokage.
Although it was rather crude because he'd had so little time, the Third Hokage was convinced. A laptop really could produce those steamy videos...
"Ahem... Naruto... you're still young. Don't get involved with this sort of thing again!"
As he spoke, the Third Hokage closed the laptop and motioned for the Anbu who had accompanied him to take it. After giving Naruto a few more reminders, he left.
Watching the Third Hokage walk away, Naruto had a feeling... this Lord Hokage might just die before his time...
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