An Eldritch God Descends: First, Kidnap the Valkyrie
Chapter 29

He Scared Me!

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What the hell was going on?!

Why had that Evil Spirit started speaking like a human?!

Loren was even more horrified. Flying into a rage, he immediately issued another command:

"What are you doing?! Didn't you hear my order?!! I told you to kill him! Not go after the guy beside him!!"

But the Evil Spirit just kept shaking its head (;≧д≦), clinging to that boy for dear life and refusing to let go.

Loren panicked.

He rushed over, grabbed the rope hanging around the Evil Spirit's neck, and pulled backward with every ounce of strength he had.

"Get him! Get him!!"

But it didn't do a damn thing.

Eventually.

The Evil Spirit simply darted straight into his body, and no matter how he summoned it, it flatly refused to come out.

This scene had clearly gone far beyond anything the people around them understood.

Everyone stared in shock.

So what exactly was going on?

What had just happened?!

Had the Evil Spirit turned on its master?

No... that didn't seem quite right!

Loren grew frantic and kept trying to summon it again, but it didn't do a damn thing. Every single attempt displayed [Summon refused].

But that shouldn't happen! It shouldn't!

This was an incredibly powerful Evil Spirit he had just had his family capture from the second level of the Spirit Realm!

In an instant.

He turned a vicious, furious glare on Lin En, red light surging in his eyes.

"Was this your doing?!"

Lin En still wore his (▼ヘ▼#) expression and said nothing.

[Ding! Loren's anger toward you +20]

Without another word, he charged straight at Lin En in a fury, stepped onto a desk, and launched a flying kick at Lin En's head.

"I'll fuck you-"

Bang-

In an instant.

Everyone in the classroom watched the seemingly frozen scene with pale faces. Some of the boys instinctively covered their crotches, while all the remaining girls clapped their hands over their mouths in horror.

Because almost at the exact moment Loren's flying kick came at him.

Lin En raised his leg in an incredibly flashy high kick, his expression (▼へ▼メ).

And the way it looked.

It was as though Loren had precisely delivered his delicate little balls right onto it.

Everyone trembled as they covered their mouths at that moment.

It felt as though the entire world had slowed down.

All that remained was the collision between soft and hard.

Crack-

For one moment, they could almost clearly see the wobbling and hear the crisp sound of an egg shattering.

Even Loren's expression went blank in that instant.

Even the red light in his eyes.

Vanished completely with that single impact.

Crack-

It was as though the first one had slammed into the second.

Two crisp cracking sounds rang out together, like his departed manhood and youth.

The next moment.

"Aaaaargh-!"

A scream like a pig being slaughtered instantly rang throughout the classroom.

He dropped straight out of the air into a split.

The damage from that blow had clearly exceeded anything he could endure. Even the red light in his eyes collapsed in an instant.

"If you can't do a flying kick, don't copy other people's flying kicks!! Who do you think you are, Wong Fei-hung?!!"

Without another word, Lin En stepped up and kicked him in his vulnerable spot again.

"Aaaaargh-!!"

Everyone: "(ΩДΩ)?!!"

Bang-

Lin En kicked him yet again.

"Aah-aah-♫-!"

Everyone: "(ΩДΩ) Aaaaaah!"

Bang, bang, bang-

Lin En delivered three kicks in a row.

"Aah-aah-aah-♬-!"

Everyone watching was stunned. Every time Lin En kicked, the men around him flinched, as though a share of that pain had been passed along to them.

The girls had long since covered their eyes, watching the scene shakily through the gaps between their fingers, all trembling as they couldn't help squeezing their legs together.

But under these circumstances.

Clearly, no one dared step forward to break up the fight anymore.

Because Lin Ke was obviously getting more and more into it with every kick. His foot was practically leaving afterimages.

Lin Ke wasn't doing slam dunks anymore! He had switched to busting balls!

They were going to shatter!

They were going to shatter!

"Quick! Stop him!! He can't keep kicking!"

The blond boy in the front row finally snapped out of it, knocking his chair over as he stood.

"W-what's wrong?"

The blond boy gritted his teeth and rushed toward them.

"Loren's second Sequence is..."

"[Weak Egg]!"

Accompanied by the steam ambulance's "wee-woo, wee-woo."

Two medics, their expressions (〃>皿<), hurriedly carried Loren, who was already (ヾノ꒪ཫ꒪)-, on a stretcher and swiftly departed the academy, taking him to the nearest church.

Meanwhile, in the classroom, three utterly furious teachers surrounded Lin En.

"Talk! What exactly happened?!"

"Is that somewhere you can kick?! You were still fucking kicking him after we got here!"

If they hadn't arrived in time and he had kept kicking, fucking sparks would have started flying.

At first, they had thought someone was playing music somewhere.

Then they arrived and took a look.

He had practically kicked an entire tune out of the guy!

And fuck, it had actually sounded kind of good! Shit!

Lin En shrugged and said:

"I didn't want to either, but he's the one who suddenly came up and provoked me. I was sitting here quietly, getting ready to read, and he came charging in and kicked my desk upside down. I hadn't even had time to open my book before he kicked it away! What else could I do?"

"Ask them if you don't believe me. They can all back me up."

All the students around him stared wide-eyed.

"Yes, Loren struck first! We don't know what got into him today, but he went straight for Lin Ke the moment he entered the classroom!"

"And he even summoned an evil ghost! If something hadn't suddenly gone wrong with that ghost, Lin Ke would have been the one lying there!"

"Yes! Yes! That's exactly what happened!"

The surrounding students all nodded rapidly.

The boys in particular swallowed hard, nodding so vigorously their heads practically became rattles.

Because when Lin En looked their way, the first thing he looked at wasn't their faces, but their lower bodies.

Most likely, he...

Hadn't had enough kicking yet...

Gulp-

One of the white-haired teachers gritted his teeth and said:

"Then why did you immediately kick him there?! Did you know that was his weakness?"

Lin En shrugged.

"Isn't that every man's weakness?"

The white-haired teacher ground his teeth.

"His is even weaker!"

"..."

Still, fortunately, it was a weakness bestowed by his [Sequence], so after being busted, they could grow back and keep being weak. If it had been anyone else, they would have had no choice but to get a sex change and become a girl.

"Whatever the case, we'll be conducting a serious investigation into today's incident. Lin Ke, come with me to the academic affairs office!"

Lin En clasped his hands behind his neck, not giving a damn, and lazily followed him.

But as he passed the blond boy, he glanced sideways at him.

The blond boy stared back, watching him until he left the classroom.

"Did you feel that? The hanged ghost Loren summoned just now... that really didn't look like it was turning on its master."

"Don't provoke him."

"What's wrong?"

A faint, ethereal female voice came from within his body.

"When he looked at you just now, I sensed something in his eyes that made me tremble. He must have noticed my presence."

Like a rabbit encountering an eagle, like a little girl encountering a lolicon, like prey facing its natural predator.

"He made me-afraid."

[Ding! Abyss Succubus's Sanity -10]
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