Under the golden notification blazing across the server...
The temperature throughout Ash Church Square seemed to plunge to freezing in an instant.
More than fifty pairs of bloodshot eyes locked onto [God Never Laughs], who stood at the far edge, staring blankly at the statue.
A deathly silence hung in the air.
"Kill him! Kill that lucky bastard!"
Ma Lou let out a howl of anguish. His eyes gleamed green as he lunged first, like a wolf gone mad:
"I danced out front, blew myself up, and nearly got tortured into a mental breakdown! And all I drew was five coins!"
"You hung back taking potshots, then snagged the grand prize in one pull?"
"This makes no sense! This shit is absolutely rigged!"
"Damn you, you lucky bastard! Aaaah!"
"Break his damn legs! Let's see if that epic material drops!"
Dozens of unlucky veteran players who had drawn consolation prizes were utterly consumed by jealousy.
They swarmed [God Never Laughs], pinned him to the ground in a dogpile, and subjected him to a merciless round of "Physical Deliverance."
"Ow! Not the face!"
[God Never Laughs] struggled violently on the ground while letting out smug, wild laughter that practically begged for a beating:
"Hahahaha! Jealousy! This is pure jealousy!"
"This is destiny! This is the bloodline of a luck god! Hahahaha!"
Watching [God Never Laughs] keep laughing wildly even as the crowd pinned him down and pummeled him...
[Ji Luo] pressed a hand to his forehead in resignation and called out:
"All right, all right! Enough messing around!"
"He already won it fair and square! That's his luck!"
"God Never Laughs, put that statue away! Once the system unlocks hidden-class advancement, you can take it out and use it!"
Only then did the veteran players disperse, grumbling and swearing.
Although they