[Pinned hot post]: "We've infiltrated the enemy! We're currently at the cultists' Black Forest branch base, and our initiation ceremony is tomorrow morning. Waiting online for answers. Urgent!"
Original poster: [Give Me Your Phone]
"Guys! I'm a third closed beta newbie who just joined the game today. I teamed up with [You've Cried Already] to explore the edge of the Black Forest, but our luck sucked, and we ran straight into a cultist patrol!"
"There were several level 15 mobs, plus mutated blood wolves. We both thought we were done for."
"But guess what? I had a flash of inspiration and went full method actor, playing a fanatical villager who'd been won over by the Abyss and wanted to defect from the Righteous Gods' faction!"
"And these NPCs actually fucking bought it!"
"They didn't kill us. Instead, they hauled us back like trophies to a branch base hidden at the edge of the Black Forest!"
"This base is fucking huge! There are at least a thousand fully armed cultists inside!"
"We even heard from the newcomers next door that the person in charge of this branch is a cultist high priest!"
"Going by the clerical ranks currently listed on the official website, that's definitely a fucking third-tier superboss!"
"Tomorrow morning, the priest will personally conduct a ceremony and baptize us with abyssal magic, making us official, honored members!"
"Guys, I just want to know how this baptism ceremony works. Will it hurt?"
"If the baptism succeeds, will we unlock a hidden class exclusive to the Abyss faction?"
"This undercover stuff is so damn exciting. That's all for now. I'm logging back in to keep playing cultist!"
The moment the post went up, the forum's reply section exploded!
Passing Pure-Love Warrior: "Holy shit??? You can actually do that?"
"You fucking switched