"A new class! We're finally getting a fucking new class! I'm switching to Dad Healer! Nobody stop me!"
"The new class is a healer! I won't have to kill myself to refill my health anymore!"
"The Guild System is going live! Kuang Shao! We can finally make Undying Stars an official guild!"
"Boys, the rewards drop tomorrow! We're gonna be filthy rich after this!"
"Newbies are coming in for the Third Closed Beta already? Whatever, I'm a veteran player now!"
The entire Fog Town square was instantly engulfed by the players' earth-shattering roars.
These people in ragged robes were so excited they looked like a troop of baboons reverting to their primal instincts, jumping around the square and hugging each other.
The revered "Apostles," who had looked as imposing as gods of war just a moment ago, were now shouting and bouncing around like a bunch of lunatics.
The Fog Town residents kneeling in prayer before the new Divine Statue exchanged bewildered looks, their faces filled with confusion and fear.
The High Priest stared at the players in utter bewilderment, completely unable to understand what they were so happy about.
"Are they... celebrating the Madonna's return?"
"But this way of celebrating is certainly... unique."
The High Priest wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
"Oh, right!"
Just as everyone was celebrating the new update, [Even Monkeys Have Dignity] suddenly seemed to remember something.
He shoved away Kuang Shao, who had been hugging him, then turned and charged straight toward the center of the pool of black blood the Screaming Golem had become.
"When that monster died, I think I saw it drop something!"
Ma Lou frantically rummaged through the nauseating pus and blood, and his hand soon touched something cold and hard.
"Holy shit, it really dropped loot!"
Ma