Negasonic Teenage Warhead kicked Deadpool away like a football punter, coolly tugged at the collar of her trench coat, then sat back down in her chair and picked up her phone to continue chatting with Yukio.
Yukio was at Xavier's School now, baking gingerbread men and sending photos.
"Why did you come over, Uncle?"
Negasonic Teenage Warhead still found time to ask Su Ming as she rapidly sent Yukio a bunch of cute emojis.
"Uncle?" Su Ming's mouth twitched.
Negasonic Teenage Warhead raised an eyebrow at him, then lowered her head again. "You're Professor X and Magneto's elder. Even antiques like Captain America call you Uncle. What, am I supposed to call you Grandpa Slade? That's disgusting, okay? You obviously look so young."
"No, what do you usually call Wade?" Su Ming dragged over a chair and sat across from her.
Chewing bubble gum, the girl stared blankly at her phone and answered absentmindedly, "Trash, used vomit bag, bitch, stinking dog shit, rotten ass, stuff like that. Anyway, he answers no matter what I call him. Depends on my mood."
Su Ming smiled. Comparisons really did make things better. "Looks like you and Wade get along well."
Negasonic Teenage Warhead shrugged indifferently, sent a string of kissy voice messages through her phone, then casually tossed it onto the table. "It's okay. I don't make a single cent here, but getting away from the professors and teachers nagging at me is nice. Plus, I get to eat unlimited junk food."
"Charles shouldn't be that old-fashioned. Being a lesbian shouldn't be a problem at Xavier's School." Su Ming didn't understand what Charles had to nag about. Negasonic Teenage Warhead was powerful in combat, and more importantly, she had real battlefield ability. Her personality was decisive too. She was the perfect warrior.
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