"A planet with beautiful scenery. Mm, there are edible fruits, and the water is sweet too."
Star-Lord clapped his hands and rose from the riverbank, kicking away a small alien beast resembling an otter. He kept nodding along to the music in his headphones.
As people with "cameras growing out of their heads," every member of the Guardians of the Galaxy now had to film a mock documentary from their own perspective for later editing.
So silently working would not do. They had to talk more and explain more. Though these words seemed to be exchanged with their teammates, they were actually meant for future viewers:
"There are just a few too many little pests. Oh my God, did you see that? That little guy almost bit through my boot just now. Haha."
"The geological structure of this planet is very simple. The scan is complete, Star-Lord."
Gamora approached with a tablet in hand. She did not show it to anyone, merely scrolling through the screen by herself. Perhaps because this was the first time she had learned she would be in a movie, her movements were extremely stiff, and even her improvised lines sounded suspiciously like she was reading from a script.
"We have not found any ruins of the Ailai Bailai Civilization here. There are none underground or in the ocean."
The so-called Ailai Bailai Civilization was a name the Adjutant had made up, intended to serve as the main backdrop for an archaeological film.
In the story's setting, this Civilization had built an enormous tomb for its entire race and stored countless cosmic treasures within it. The Guardians of the Galaxy had come for that very reason.
As the story progressed, everyone would follow the Guardians of the Galaxy's cameras and gradually uncover the truth behind this