The cloak drifted through space, floating slowly like a small boat upon invisible magnetic currents. The Adjutant immediately connected Sheriff to the Justice League's communications, only to find the League gathered around the Round Table emblazoned with the symbol of the Beyond.
Diana was absent. After all, she was still trapped on Monster Earth, playing Doomsday Survival, so it was only natural that her seat stood empty.
But with one glance, Su Ming saw Deadpool sitting in Superman's seat, quietly harassing the female Green Lantern filling in beside him, Jessica Cruz.
"Hey, beautiful, why do you people have so many Green Lanterns? My Cousin says your job is basically space police. So do you get paid a salary? And after you kill someone, do you get paid vacation time?"
"Blech."
The female Green Lantern merely dry-heaved, covered her nose, and turned away. She had no desire to speak to Deadpool. She did not even know who this guy was, or what sort of monster he might be.
Unfortunately, she had no choice. Batwoman had brought him here, and Batwoman had called this meeting, so Jessica had no say in the matter.
She could only resign herself to her bad luck. Who had told her to come fill in?
"Wade, what are you doing sitting in Superman's seat?" Deathstroke's voice came through the screen, sounding utterly speechless. "Instead of taking your wife shopping, you ran to the Hall of Justice to sit through a lecture?"
Yes, Su Ming had previously sent Deadpool out to deal with the foreign invaders in Gotham, while also giving him a chance to make some money.
After all, expenses rose after getting married. Food, drinks, and entertainment all cost money. Surely no one would take a poverty-stricken honeymoon, right? Taking a newlywed wife to dig wild