Chapter Summaries

Guests and allies gathered at the TVA spire for Deadpool’s wedding, while Deathstroke’s scheme nudged Sharon and Peggy into competing for Steve’s attention. Harley and the Shadow Pact Squad arrived with more friends, and the crowd’s reunion left the celebration underway.

• Fury saw female Deathstroke and briefly wondered whether he had changed sexes before hiding his surprise from Natasha.
• Sharon and Peggy united against Cindy after mistaking Steve’s dazed stare for romantic interest, just as Su Ming had intended.
• Constantine recognized Cindy’s act and silently noticed Su Ming hiding above the hall.
• Harley arrived in a spiked truck with Red and other friends, then sent Constantine to find Su Ming.
• Bobo asked Constantine about the investigation into Darkseid, and Constantine said Deathstroke would handle it while Eternia’s demon gods resisted Darkseid’s forces.
• Harley teased Optimus Prime about transforming and getting a cleaning, then ignored his correction of his name and energy source.

Batwoman confronted Damian over smoking and drinking, but the Spider-Men mistook the exchange for child abuse and intervened. Peter from 40K Earth explained Batman’s behavior as a mental illness, leaving Batwoman surrounded by concerned Spiders and Harley recording the humiliation.

• Batwoman found Damian drinking wine and smoking at the wedding, and ordered him to throw them away.
• Damian refused Batwoman and told him he was there to meet friends, while Batwoman considered disciplining him.
• The Spider-Men surrounded Batwoman, and Damian claimed that his father beat his older brothers.
• Peter from 40K Earth arrived, explained that Batman had mental health issues, and persuaded the Spider-Men to apologize.
• Harley arrived with Red, offered Batwoman his medicine, and recorded the confrontation.

Su Ming introduced Hermione to Bobo while alien guests gathered at the TVA for Deadpool’s wedding banquet. The Guardians of the Galaxy arrived amid a public quarrel and a tense encounter with Thanos and Death, then saw cosmic entities entering the spire.

• Su Ming told Bobo that he had won Damian’s affection by giving him family affection and respect, then introduced Hermione as his student.
• Star-Lord and Rocket argued over the Guardians’ broken ship, and Gamora grabbed Star-Lord by the ear after learning he had stolen her underwear.
• Drax loudly announced Star-Lord’s theft, embarrassing the Guardians and drawing the attention of nearby guests.
• Star-Lord crashed into Thanos, prompting Nebula to draw her weapon as Clone security personnel aimed their weapons at the Guardians.
• Death dismissed the Guardians and entered the spire with Thanos, while Mephisto and other disguised Hell Lords and death gods followed.
• Star-Lord saw Eternity and Infinity entering the spire together, and Gamora threatened to castrate him so he could not have a wedding.

The Guardians of the Galaxy entered Deathstroke’s tower for the weddings, while Su Ming reunited Hermione with Harry and her other friends. Hermione received a spaceship and was sent to join the guests at the Rainbow Wedding.

• The Guardians of the Galaxy joked about disguises and searched the tower for their wedding venue, then Star-Lord tried to befriend a man with a monkey before his teammates pushed him into an elevator.
• Su Ming asked Hermione about her work and gave her a key to a small spacecraft, joking that it was a nuclear submarine before revealing the real gift.
• Su Ming welcomed Harry, who said he had changed his name to Harry Snape, and praised him for recognizing Severus as the parent who loved him.
• Su Ming told Hermione that he had invited her friends to the wedding so they could reunite and travel together afterward.
• Hermione thanked Su Ming, embraced and kissed him, then ran to join Luna, Fleur, and the other guests.

Su Ming hosted a wedding gathering at the origin point of time, greeting visitors from many worlds while discussing Gotham’s schemes and Batman’s plans with Bobo. As more guests arrived, Su Ming kept up his host duties and joked that funerals were easier.

• Deathstroke and Bobo discussed how Su Ming had helped and gained control over the worlds he visited.
• Su Ming explained that Batwoman and Catwoman had worked together to hide Bruce’s money and deceive Joker until the Darkseid crisis passed.
• Batman said he wanted Damian to believe they had fallen out so Damian could learn to survive on his own.
• Harley and Poison Ivy headed upstairs to join the gathering, while Bobo speculated that Batman might be preparing for the possibility of defeat against Darkseid.
• Luthor arrived with a bottle of wine, and Su Ming welcomed him before returning to greet the many guests.

Cindy led Steve, Bucky, Peggy, and Sharon to a room where they could watch records of the past, while Su Ming secretly guided her conversation. Steve agreed to view memories of the Godfather, and Cindy brought the group to the videotape room, where she asked if they were ready to look back.

• Cindy told Steve that the TVA had records of everything that happened across the Timelines and offered to show him the past.
• Bucky encouraged Steve to accept Cindy’s offer, and Steve agreed to see the Godfather again.
• Cindy asked for something in exchange, and Steve agreed to settle their old dispute over Dr. Erskine’s kidnapping.
• Cindy told Steve that the government had used his blood in the Weapon Program and that Deadpool had become a victim of it.
• Cindy recalled how the Godfather had helped Steve and Bucky during the Great Depression and World War II, then led them to the videotape room.

Su Ming used recordings of Slade’s death and Steve’s guilt-ridden funeral to torment Steve, while preparations continued for the weddings at TVA headquarters. Jaina and her companions arrived as the guest count climbed toward the ceremony.

• Steve watched footage of his Godfather dying in a car fire and collapsed in grief, while Bucky comforted him.
• Cindy switched to a tape labeled Classic Reenactment, showing Steve tearing off Slade’s arm at the funeral, and Steve fainted after striking himself with his shield.
• Su Ming asked the Adjutant about the wedding preparations and learned that 378,924 guests had arrived, with more expected.
• Su Ming welcomed Jaina, Yrel, Tyrande, Illidan, Varian, and the High Tinker to TVA headquarters and directed them upstairs.

Su Ming prepared Sepulk for Sara and Sharp’s wedding banquet, greeting guests and describing the elaborate accommodations while joking with Bobo and Barry. As the ceremony neared, he joined the DC guests at the vast outdoor venue, where the story left him chatting with Barry before the wedding began.

• Su Ming greeted guests while the Synthezoids directed arrivals and managed the reception.
• Bobo asked about the wreaths, prompting Deathstroke to boast about the TVA headquarters’ luxurious guest rooms.
• Bobo explained that Cockroach Ezekiel had prophesied that learning languages would benefit him, and Su Ming told him to keep the cockroach as a pet.
• The Adjutant arrived in a Gothic dress and asked for the next step; Su Ming told her to monitor the Pocket Dimensions and DC’s three multiverses before they headed upstairs.
• Su Ming mingled with the guests, then sat with the DC visitors at the enormous Round Table as the wedding ceremony approached.
• Barry praised Su Ming’s friendship and joked about hosting his own wedding at Sepulk, while Su Ming teased him about whom he would marry.

Su Ming hosted Sara and Sharp’s lavish wedding, which featured a rainbow sky, a cathedral honoring Deathstroke, and a Chaplain’s ceremony. After the brides exchanged vows, the Chaplain asked them to exchange Boltguns or Power Swords, leaving them confused.

• Batwoman watched Lex Luthor drink and chat at the wedding while Su Ming spoke with Barry.
• Lucifer arrived with Maze, Beelzebub, and other figures from Hell, then talked with Constantine and Su Ming.
• Su Ming signaled the Adjutant to begin the wedding, and Sara descended in a wedding gown before Sharp entered with hundreds of bridesmaids.
• The venue transformed into a cathedral with a statue of Deathstroke, and the Chaplain played scenes from Sara and Sharp’s shared past.
• Sara and Sharp vowed to respect, protect, and fight for each other.
• The Chaplain told Sara and Sharp to exchange Boltguns or Power Swords, and both brides reacted with confusion.

Su Ming’s wedding continued with a weapons exchange before the story shifted to Doctor Doom and Kaecilius’s experiment in the Antarctic Sanctum Sanctorum. They successfully simulated the Cosmic Egg’s rebirth and waited for its Afterbirth to form.

• Su Ming’s wedding proceeded with the bride and groom exchanging custom Bolt Pistols and Power Swords, followed by performances and dancing.
• Doctor Doom constructed a three-dimensional spell array using the Cosmic Cube, and Kaecilius praised his magical ingenuity.
• Doom and Kaecilius used the array to simulate the Cosmic Egg’s shell and cast a spell powered by the Cube and stolen power from Set.
• Doom and Kaecilius stopped the spell as a heartbeat sounded inside the sphere, confirming their experiment had succeeded.
• Doom explained that the Afterbirth would form as the sphere’s energy condensed, while Kaecilius told him that the Sorcerer Supreme had encouraged him to study technology.

Su Ming celebrated Sara and Eva’s wedding and offered them a safe way to have a child together. As the guests headed to another venue, Harley complained that Diana, Gin, and the Adjutant saw little point in weddings.

• Su Ming congratulated Sara and Eva, offered them a honeymoon, and explained that the Adjutant could arrange the Destiny Project if they wanted children.
• Sara and Eva thanked Su Ming, and he joked that they should lend Cindy the Waverider when she asked for help.
• Harley walked with Diana and Gin and asked whether they had enjoyed the wedding.
• Diana said she had no interest in weddings, while Gin explained that Asgardians usually treated marriage as a practical arrangement.
• Harley asked the Adjutant whether she shared their views, then lamented to Poison Ivy that the others did not appreciate weddings as an excuse to dress up and feast.

The Guardians of the Galaxy got lost in a haunted maze while trying to avoid Thanos, then reached Deadpool’s wedding venue. Star-Lord relaxed after learning the monsters were Deadpool’s guests, but panicked again when he spotted Michael Myers lurking outside.

• Star-Lord led the Guardians off the elevator and into a maze of shifting staircases and haunted corridors.
• The Guardians fled from horror-movie monsters until they reached the wedding venue and collapsed into chairs.
• The team realized they had run because Star-Lord ran first, while Drax had thought the chase was a pre-dinner game.
• Deadpool sat on Star-Lord’s lap and said the monsters were his friends who had only come to greet them.
• Star-Lord spotted Michael Myers outside and sprang up, launching Deadpool onto a table as he shouted for the monsters to be sent away.

At Deadpool’s wedding, the Guardians of the Galaxy struggled with his foul smell until Star-Lord changed the subject by presenting a jar of colorful candy. He began demonstrating a trick with one piece, leaving his teammates watching.

• Deadpool rejected Star-Lord’s sexual advances, then ran off to visit the Mutants and see Logan’s reaction.
• Rocket and the Guardians admitted they had held their breath because Deadpool smelled foul, and Yondu contrasted his odor with Deathstroke’s lack of scent.
• Star-Lord chose to distract everyone from discussing Deadpool and spotted a jar of Rainbow Candy on their table.
• Gamora asked about the candy’s colors, and Star-Lord explained they were only different coatings.
• Star-Lord took a green candy from the jar and prepared to perform a trick by tossing it into his mouth.

Star-Lord tricked the Guardians of the Galaxy into eating foul Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans by pretending they tasted delicious. After the group performed to conceal their reactions, the candies’ aftereffects made them vomit in front of the crowd.

• Star-Lord ate a revolting Sugar Bean, then pretended it was delicious and encouraged his teammates to try one.
• Gamora ate a skunk-fart-flavored bean, realized Star-Lord was pranking everyone, and joined his act to lure in the others.
• Nebula believed Gamora’s performance and ate a bean, then also claimed it was delicious.
• The Guardians of the Galaxy each ate the specially selected bad candies and blamed one another after they realized the trick.
• Su Ming watched from the crowd as the beans’ aftereffects kicked in and the Guardians began vomiting.
• Deathstroke celebrated the scene with Detective Chimp while Bobo worried the public humiliation could ruin their lives.

Deadpool hosted his wedding to Shakara at the TVA, entertaining the guests with a rambling speech before they were married. At a distant table, Deathstroke heard a report that Lorelei had returned to Darkseid, and the wedding ended with nearly every guest vomiting after seeing Deadpool’s face.

• Deadpool hosted his wedding ceremony himself and joked about his past marriage and his cousin Deathstroke.
• Deadpool introduced Shakara, who appeared in a red cheongsam and golden phoenix crown and eagerly joined him onstage.
• At a distant table, Harley joked with Su Ming while Deathstroke heard Superboy-Prime report that Lorelei might have returned to Darkseid.
• Shakara tossed Deadpool into the air, caught him, and kissed him as the Adjutant broadcast a close-up to the guests.
• Nearly all the guests vomited after seeing Deadpool’s unmasked face, turning the wedding into a scene like a musical fountain.

Su Ming used the Time Stone and TVA to end the mass vomiting at Deadpool’s wedding by replacing the venue with one from a timeline where nobody had attended. The guests recovered, and Lucifer flirted with Infinity as the celebration resumed.

• Lucifer praised Su Ming’s performance while Su Ming lifted the guests and their tables above the flood of vomit.
• Su Ming explained that time was tied to reality in the TVA and waited for the guests to stop vomiting.
• Su Ming used the Time Stone to replace the venue with one from another timeline, making the filth vanish.
• Infinity warned Su Ming against casually grafting timelines, and Lucifer rebuked her for criticizing humanity.
• Su Ming arranged for attendants to help the guests clean up, then encouraged Lucifer to pursue Infinity immediately.

Su Ming hosted a lively wedding banquet where a prank that made the guests vomit unexpectedly brought them closer together. As the feast continued, Damian explored the celebration, and Su Ming stepped outside with Adjutant for some air.

• Su Ming told Gin to serve the banquet and omit the tomato-and-egg soup, while the guests joked about the vomiting prank.
• Harley explained that the prank had made the guests laugh and start talking with one another, while Bobo gave in to the smell of the lobster sashimi.
• Su Ming spoke with Damian about the guests, and Damian tried a small cup of baijiu before going to check on Barbara.
• As guests mingled and the newlyweds continued celebrating, Su Ming left the table with Adjutant to get some air.

After the wedding celebration, Su Ming discussed the returning Ancient Demon Gods and the need to wait for Doom’s key before returning to 40K Earth. He rejoined the guests, sent Deadpool off to his wedding night, and arranged a hot spring outing with his companions.

• Su Ming and the Adjutant discussed the Ancient Demon Gods’ return, the Ancient One’s debts, and setting 40K Earth’s timeline in motion while they waited for Doom’s key.
• Deadpool interrupted Su Ming’s conversation to bring him back to the wedding, and Su Ming asked whether Gin’s roast camel had been served.
• Su Ming returned to the Round Table with Deadpool, Shakara, and the Adjutant, where the celebration continued after Eternity and the other guests left.
• At night, Su Ming sent Deadpool away to enjoy his wedding night and Shakara left to find her husband.
• Harley suggested soaking in a hot spring, and Su Ming ordered the Adjutant to create one before inviting her and the others, including Natasha, to join.

Deathstroke visited Doctor Doom and Kaecilius as they watched an uncertain magical crystallization, then set out to find the Leopard God for information about Chthon and Set. He found only Little Black Panthers in the Leopard God’s dream and used catnip-scented grilled camel hump to lure the cats, leaving the search unresolved.

• Deathstroke brought breakfast to Doctor Doom and Kaecilius, who explained that they had to keep observing the slow crystallization.
• Doctor Doom advised Deathstroke to wait for the Ancient Gods to attack, but Deathstroke said he would search for Set while the Ancient One guarded Earth.
• Deathstroke left the Sanctum Sanctorum after Doctor Doom warned him not to enter the Sea of Snakes.
• Deathstroke entered the Leopard God’s dream using the Heart-Shaped Herb, but found only Little Black Panthers resting in a baobab tree.
• Deathstroke grilled camel hump with catnip to lure the cats and draw the Leopard God out.

Deathstroke waited in the Leopard God's territory, grilling camel hump and feeding the reincarnated Black Panthers while he hoped the Leopard God would return. The Tiger God arrived instead, and Deathstroke offered it a taste in exchange for information.

• Deathstroke shared Spam with the reincarnated Black Panthers and spoke with Warrior Ashcha about his past and the Sorcerer Supreme's knowledge of him.
• The Tiger God charged into the clearing, drawn by the smell, and Deathstroke learned that the Leopard God had likely gone to Simba.
• Deathstroke warned the Tiger God not to mention certain names, then offered it camel hump in exchange for information.