#Miss Salted Fish Xie Mi#
#Xie Mi and Xiao Jingxi Team Up on Dating Show#
#Your Living Father Has Arrived#
The trending search list was dominated by Xie Mi's name once again.
After two days of silence, everyone thought Xie Mi was completely finished, yet no one expected her to make such a comeback.
Weibo netizens flew into a rage, instantly cleansing Xie Mi's comments section in blood before storming furiously into the livestreams.
Only to find that this place was already a battlefield.
[Xie Mi, have you no shame? Chasing Best Actor Xiao all the way here, would you die if you didn't meddle in other people's relationships?]
[Lmao, wanted to take an unorthodox path and build a crazy persona, only to offend the Beijing circle young master the moment you get on the show. Aren't you just laughable?]
[Suddenly liking Qiu Chengye again. If Brother Qiu can chase that bitch Xie away, I'll stan him directly.]
[Relax, anyone with a brain knows Xie Mi can only play the role of being abused on the show; she's just here to set off the little couple, a emotional buffer for the little couple, get it?]
[Waiting to watch Best Actor Xiao and Shuangshuang being all sweet and loving, while the bitch Xie goes green with envy and claws the air while trying to fake being calm (snicker).]
This generation of netizens really understood the Sichuan face-changing art.
The previous second: Protect our side's Miss Salted Fish.
The next second: Drop dead, bitch Xie!
Right now, in the center of the vast parking lot, three cars bound for the villa were parked.
Three of the six guests had already arrived, namely Xu Shuangrong, Qiu Chengye, and Liu Woxing.
Among them, Qiu Chengye and Liu Woxing were paired up.
Discarding his unhinged look from the interview room earlier, Qiu Chengye was currently glowing with high spirits.
"Miss Liu is the heiress of Star Entertainment News Agency, right? We're barely a match for each other in terms of social standing. It seems we should interact more on the show from now on."
Although Qiu Chengye liked gentle and pretty female celebrities, that was only good for a fling; marrying one home felt a bit low class.
Therefore, he was extremely satisfied with Liu Woxing, who was not only gentle and pretty but also came from a quite well-off family background.
Liu Woxing gave a gentle smile. "Alright, Mr. Qiu."
Xu Shuangrong wore a worried expression on the side. "That's great, you're both satisfied with your partners. I just hope my partner won't be disappointed in me later."
"You have too little confidence in yourself." Liu Woxing took her hand and comforted her. "You're so exceptional, who wouldn't like you?"
[That's right, babe, get confident!]
[She must have taken a blow from that panda just now. Ahhhhh, damn panda!]
[Wuwuwu, how can someone be so pretty yet so humble, how can there be such a wonderful girl?]
As the words fell, a tall and slender figure walked over from not far away.
[I declare! The most handsome male guest of this show has made his entrance!]
[Shuangshuang, your destined romance has arrived.]
Xiao Jingxi wore a dark suit, his temperament elegant and haughty. He walked up to Xu Shuangrong, stopped, and lowered his gaze to look into her eyes. "Sorry, I'm late."
A flush of pink appeared on Xu Shuangrong's fair face. "Not late. You're never late."
[Ahhhhh! Replica of a classic TV drama scene!!]
[Who on earth is saying this CP is fake? This is simply truer than real pearls, okay!]
[Hurry up and ship more now, everyone, the bitch Xie is going to ruin the picture in a minute.]
As the show's massive momentum CP, Xiao Jingxi and Xu Shuangrong were naturally assigned to the same group.
The two appeared to be conversing normally, yet their gazes lingered with threads of longing and their tones were honeyed, looking very much like a man and woman in the midst of ambiguous romance.
Yet these bubbles of pink filling the screen were shattered by a shrill scream.
"Teacher Xie! It's not your turn to enter yet!"
"Teacher Xie! Come back!!"
The staff member shouted until his lungs felt torn, failing to catch up with the nimble figure ahead even after running the soles off his shoes.
Xie Mi entered with a sliding tackle, bam-bam-bam-bam sending all four guests standing in a row flying into the air before landing stably on her feet.
"Sorry I'm late. Huh? Where are the other guests?"
[In heaven]
Xie Mi turned her head to look, seeing four people sprawled all over the ground in disarray.
Xie Mi grinned apologetically, cupping one fist in the other. "Pardon the spectacle."
[? Are you even starting with the polite formalities]
[Ahhhhh, that bitch definitely did it on purpose, she just can't stand to see Best Actor Xiao and Shuangshuang do well, deliberately making trouble.]
[Is it only me who can't stop laughing? Sorry hahahaha]
[Just trying to hog the camera, puke.]
The backstage staff were panicked to the extreme.
"Has Mr. Panda been found?"
"Not yet."
Half an hour ago, Mr. Panda-whose identity was supposed to be revealed-had suddenly gone missing, and searches had yielded no results so far.
The assistant director was practically crying from anxiety. "I planned to stall Xie Mi's entrance time so she could take the blame, but who knew she'd suddenly rush onto the field like a mad bull? Three people together couldn't hold her back, and she even bowled them over..."
Niu Bi turned to look at the three staff members being carried away on stretchers: "..."
To actually invite two such uncontrollable guests at the same time.
What a sin.
The expressions of the four guests on the field were quite colorful right now.
Xiao Jingxi's complexion was dark, his brows locked in a tight frown as he stared fixedly at Xie Mi.
Xu Shuangrong feigned fear and took two steps back, as if not daring to get too close to Xie Mi.
Liu Woxing was reading the room, secretly eating melons.
Only Qiu Chengye had the strongest reaction. "Xie Mi? Isn't that the crazy woman going crazy on the net these days? Is the production team out of their minds! Inviting people like this?!"
[Ah! My internet mouthpiece!!]
[Brother Qiu! You! Are my god!]
Xie Mi was neither annoyed nor angry. She simply mimicked praying mantis boxing as she walked up to Qiu Chengye and politely inquired, "Hello, what should I call you?"
This familiar move?!
Qiu Chengye's heroic body gave a jolt, instantly turning well-behaved. "Just call me Mimi."
So Xie Mi was Miss Salted Fish.
Then it was fine.
He still couldn't forget the terror of being dominated by a salted fish on that beach.
Luckily the machine was broken at the time and didn't record it, or he'd have lost all face.
[Is he having trauma because he was pinned down and beaten on the beach just now?]
[Just this? Just this??]
[No wait, has this bro always been this obedient?]
The comment section was dying of anxiety.
They had originally been waiting for Qiu Chengye to domineeringly discipline Xie Mi, but instead Qiu Chengye instantly turned into an obedient little Mimi. Was this reasonable? Was this reasonable??
"Is Miss Xie here to find romance?" Xiao Jingxi spoke up out of nowhere.
He looked at Xie Mi with a smile that wasn't a smile. "Then I wish Miss Xie a good match on the show."
Xie Mi raised an eyebrow.
Yo, what a passive-aggressive little tone.
Could Xiao Jingxi possibly think she came on the show for him?
Deliberately wishing her a good match to watch her get sad and upset?
"Thanks."
Xie Mi pulled open the car door, swung a leg into the driver's seat, and gave him a meaningful smile before closing it. "We aren't that close, though, are we? Avoid-suspicion-bro?"
Xiao Jingxi's smile stiffened slightly.
[Right, aren't Xiao Jingxi and Xie Mi not close? Weibo already clarified it twice, why is he taking the initiative to greet her now?]
[You definitely have to be polite when recording a show, can this even be black material?]
[Our Best Actor Xiao kindly greets her, what is she being passive-aggressive about, fuck]
[Bitch!!]
Xie Mi had already closed the car door.
Seeing that the situation was looking bad, the assistant director hurried up to block her. "The opening hasn't even ended yet, where are you going?"
"To find my heartbeat male guest, of course."
Hearing just now that a male guest had run off, she immediately thought of her 185 sports major You Hongxuan.
She naturally had to chase him back.
She stepped on the accelerator.
Bang--!
Hissss... It felt like something had flown out.
Xie Mi got out of the car to take a look, and a man wearing a panda mask had collapsed not far away.
Everyone on the scene was scared dumb.
Yet they watched as that man slowly raised a fair hand.
And said:
"...Press 1 to revive me."
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