Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing!
Chapter 85

No way this was scripted-this was Xie Mi

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In the restaurant, Xie Mi opened the three breakfasts one by one.

The first was a light breakfast: black coffee, boiled corn, a boiled egg, and boiled broccoli.

In the control room, Xiao Jingxi pressed his lips together in a smile.

He and Xie Mi had known each other since high school. No one knew her tastes better than he did.

She only ate all that junk food on the show to maintain her persona. In reality, she had been watching her weight for years and preferred healthy, light meals.

Naturally, none of the others understood that as well as he did.

Xie Mi opened the second breakfast: fragrant snail rice noodles, a fried egg, fried pork trotter, and iced cola.

Yu Jinche smiled without a word.

He had messaged Xie Lian last night to ask.

According to Xie Lian, on her first night home, Xie Mi had cooked a pot of noodles that smelled like shit, then started cackling maniacally as she ate, frightening him so badly that he had barely slept that night.

Those noodles were xx-brand snail rice noodles. Yu Jinche had specifically bought the same brand and added their perfect companions: a fried egg and pork trotter.

Surely Xie Mi would find this temptation impossible to resist.

The smell of shit immediately filled the restaurant. All three other female guests frowned at once, and Lai Bingxuan even gagged.

Xie Mi's eyes, however, sparkled as she eagerly opened the last breakfast.

Soy milk, fried dough sticks, and little wontons with seaweed.

She froze for a moment.

[Aaaaaah, why do I feel like Yu Jinche is going to win?]

[Sister Xie's eyes lit up when she saw the snail rice noodles.]

[That hit Sister Xie right in the heart! My ship is in danger!!]

[Did Old Shen really

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