When Yanbai returned to the mausoleum, Madara Uchiha had indeed gotten up on his own.
But unlike what Tobirama Senju had claimed, Madara Uchiha had not grown anxious when he woke up and found Yanbai missing.
After all these years, Madara Uchiha understood Yanbai thoroughly. It never occurred to him that Yanbai might leave without saying goodbye, nor did he believe anyone in this world could kill him.
While waiting for Yanbai to come home, Madara Uchiha had gotten so bored that he forced the two fattest cats in the house to fight.
Of those two cats, the yellow tabby was named Kagura, and the calico was named Divine Return. They were the fattest two among their littermates.
Madara Uchiha often said that since they hated going for walks, sooner or later they would die of obesity just like their father.
To extend their lifespans, Madara Uchiha often had Satsuki take them outside to "exercise."
But these two hopeless fat cats could loaf around anywhere, and even Satsuki could no longer be bothered to play with them.
Yanbai believed it was because every time Madara Uchiha entered the Dōjutsu World, these two cats would plop themselves down heavily on him. Madara was getting old and could not bear their weight, but he was too embarrassed to admit it, which was why he insisted that they exercise more and lose weight.
Kagura and Divine Return really... liked Madara Uchiha.
Whenever Madara Uchiha fell asleep, Kagura and Divine Return would snuggle up beside him, leaving him cuddling one on either side in his sleep.
For a while, Madara had thought he was suffering from sleep paralysis, only to discover that he was suffering from "dog paralysis." These two cats already weighed as much as medium-sized dogs.
And so...
The first thing Yanbai