In Honkai Impact 3rd, My Cheat is Bouncing Warehouse Chapter 1

"Since you rescued Sie from endless despair, you absolutely, absolutely must not leave my side."

"Assassin~ Mister~ I heard you have some unspeakable relationship with that Lady Under the Moonlight?"

"Is it delicious? I made it all according to your preferences today."

This is the story of a newbie with a Bouncing Warehouse who traveled to Honkai Impact 3. This is a crazy world.

Here, Old Yang has become a girl, and Otto has also become a girl. Furthermore, the latter was picked up and hit on the head with rebar from a construction site by him, the ugly new...

Chapter 1: Onboarding

2015, Schicksal Far East Branch.

St. Freya Academy.

Under the scorching sun, Ren Yu dragged a large suitcase and held a parasol, slowly walking towards this Valkyrie training base.

He had no ulterior motives; he was simply sent here to be a teacher.

Besides being a transmigrator, Ren Yu was also an Anti-Entropy employee. A few days ago, he was specifically summoned by the legendary leader, Miss Wadeline Yang, to cooperate with undercover work, and his identity had already been fabricated.

For example:

Participated in the Honkai Impact Assault Team at thirteen.

Killed a Holladeng with a sliding tackle at fourteen.

Obtained a dual doctorate degree from Hagen University at fifteen.

Awarded the rank of General at sixteen.

Retired at seventeen and received the title of Special Class Psychology Professor certified by the American Xjbbb Association.

At eighteen, he fought head-on with the apex of lower-level Honkai Beasts—a Honkai Emperor—for nine days and nine nights with his bare body, eventually exhausting it to death, and was awarded the "True Man" badge by the Mmp.

At nineteen, he gave up all glory and wished to pass on his lifelong learning, thus applying for a teaching position at St. Freya Academy.

This fabricated identity was preposterous; even Ren Yu himself felt speechless.

However, every item on this "resume" was a verified truth.

This meant that even if someone investigated his identity, as long as Ren Yu's strength kept up, he would absolutely not be exposed.

As this was a legendary all-girls school for training Valkyries, where males were rarely seen, Ren Yu, as he walked, received a large number of gazes from the female students, as if they were looking at a rare creature.

—Whose family member is this?

—Could he be the legendary transfer student?

—Is he a new teacher? But he's too young!

All sorts of speculations arose in everyone's minds.

Just then, a girl boldly walked up to Ren Yu, stopping in front of him with a smile.

"Hello!"

She greeted him generously.

Instantly, the nearby female students all looked over, wanting to see what this classmate who dared to do what they didn't would say.

"Who are you looking for? Do you need help?"

Ren Yu was stunned for a moment. Could this be the legendary helpful student?

He shook his head and replied with a smile:

"Thank you, but I'm not looking for anyone."

"Huh?"

The girl tilted her head in confusion.

Not looking for anyone?

"Then... are you delivering something?"

Ren Yu still shook his head.

"I'm here to be a teacher."

He gestured to the stack of documents in his hand, the topmost one being his onboarding notice, with the words "St. Freya Academy" shining in gold.

"I see... Wait, you said you're a teacher?"

"Yes, if everything goes smoothly, I should be."

"Huh?!"

The girl exclaimed in surprise again.

No way, really?

So young? You're kidding me!

How could there be a teacher this young?

Could it be that, like the Academy Head, he's the type whose appearance doesn't match his age?

"What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

"No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not."

The girl shook her head like a rattle, her eyes constantly darting to Ren Yu's face as she cautiously asked, "Forgive me for asking, but how old are you this year?"