Someone in Honkai Impact, with Bouncing Warehouse as a Cheat

Kiana glanced at him, and Ren Yu decided to tell her the truth. "If I told you that move was purely thanks to my physical fitness and nerve reflex speed, would you believe me?"

"If I believed that, I'd be a ghost!"

She didn't believe him, as expected.

Ren Yu had no choice but to make up a lie on the spot.

"That's a secret technique passed down from my master. It can't be easily taught."

"Mhm, mhm, mhm!"

Kiana nodded repeatedly, looking like she understood.

"It must be a powerful sword technique from Shenzhou, right?! I've heard of it, I've heard of it! Is your master a sword immortal who can behead people with his sword from a thousand miles away?! And one who drinks all day and is lovesick?!"

"..."

She looked even more excited, and Ren Yu suddenly felt like he had said the wrong thing.

"Pfft..."

Theresa, standing nearby, suddenly burst out laughing.

"Kiana, you're such a big dummy. How could something like that possibly exist..."

"If it did, it would have been dug up three feet underground by now!"

As she spoke, she glared at Kiana again, her expression turning serious.

"Read fewer fantasy novels, okay? You're dragging down the cultural test scores! Honestly, I don't know how the Kaslana Family produced a dummy like you."

"Auntie, you're the dummy!"

Kiana immediately retorted, exposing her.

"Last time I saw you holding your magical girl concert CD looking for your magical girl concert CD."

"I forgot!"

"Forgetting makes you a dummy too!"

"You're the dummy!"

Listening to Theresa scolding Kiana, Ren Yu didn't know what to say.

These two, the older one scolding the younger, weren't particularly bright.

But they weren't stupid enough to be completely hopeless either.

Yeah, they were a little below average, prone to occasional clumsiness. That was about it.

Evening, past eight o'clock.

After finishing his tasks, Ren Yu ate at the so-called teacher's cafeteria and then returned to his dormitory.

He then opened his suitcase and began to take stock of his belongings.

—Clothing, intact.

—Electronic devices for contacting Anti-Entropy, intact.

—Environmental monitoring equipment, intact.

Finally...

Ren Yu's gaze fell upon the suitcase, a blend of deep blue and orange-red, with a sun-like pattern.

—Seele's Calamity Box, 97% charged.

What would be inside? He was looking forward to it.

He smiled. Unlike the toy box, the Bouncing Warehouse whose whereabouts were unknown, or the Bouncing equipment presented in blueprint form, This was an exclusive weapon obtained from the top 1% before the Bouncing Phantom Sea event. It was also the first physical item that appeared beside Ren Yu when he transmigrated.

Glancing at the toy box, Ren Yu couldn't help but think of the legends surrounding it again.

—They say if you sell the box, a certain girl will have nowhere to hide and will automatically crawl out.

As he thought about it, Ren Yu couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Don't kid yourself!

That was just a joke from an old forum user. How could it possibly happen?

He took out the toy box and set it aside. Ren Yu then went to the bathroom for a good bath, following the principle of never leaving fatigue for the next day, and headed to bed, collapsing into sleep.

He was very tired and quickly fell into a deep sleep.

Late at night, while Ren Yu was asleep.

The bright moonlight streamed in through the window. The suitcase by his bed suddenly trembled—98%.

Chapter 7: Breakfast Delivery

Midnight, past twelve o'clock.

On the other side of the Earth, the Mediterranean Sea.

Schicksal's floating island.

It was just noon here, with the sun hanging high in the sky.

Inside the Bishop's Palace.

"My Lord Bishop, the data analysis from the Far East Branch's St. Freya Academy, received five hours ago, is complete."

A woman in a server's uniform, wearing a silver-patterned headband, bowed slightly and reported to the golden-haired girl seated in a luxurious chair.

"Oh? And the results?"

The girl held a transparent wine glass, continuously swirling the liquid inside, which resembled red agate.