Bouncing Through the Chaos: A Newbie's Wild Adventure
Chapter 14

Someone in Honkai, the Cheat is Bouncing Warehouse Chapter 14

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"Mei, that was clearly... Mmph mmph mmph!"

Kiana's mouth was suddenly covered by a pair of slender, bare hands.

"Alright, then I'll be imposing."

Ren Yu nodded in agreement after a moment's thought.

From Mei's expression, he could tell it wasn't just politeness. He hadn't yet experienced the power of the Herrscher of Consumption, so Ren Yu saw no reason to refuse.

Twenty minutes later.

St. Freya Academy, Teacher Dormitories, Block B.

Himeko's dormitory.

Unlike Block C, where Ren Yu had an entire building to himself, the small buildings in Block B were all occupied.

For instance, Himeko's dorm housed three students.

"Are you the new teacher that arrived yesterday?"

As soon as he entered the living room, a woman with vibrant red short hair and a revealing outfit also noticed Ren Yu.

However, her current appearance wasn't exactly elegant.

—Her thin pajamas revealed large expanses of fair skin.

The red-haired woman walked with her long, fair legs to the refrigerator in the living room, casually took out two canned drinks, and asked, "Little brother, how old are you this year?"

As she spoke, she tossed the drink in her right hand, and it landed precisely where Ren Yu was standing.

Thump

Ren Yu caught the can and glanced at it. Four large characters were clearly written on it:

Dawei Beer!

Ren Yu twitched the corner of his mouth. He was indeed very young, so being called "little brother" by this... older sister was understandable.

Just as he was about to answer, Kiana and Mei, who were beside him, couldn't stand it any longer and quickly stepped forward to stop the red-haired woman from pulling the tab on the can.

"Teacher Himeko! You're drinking again this early in the morning?! We still have class later!"

But the red-haired woman named Himeko was unconcerned and desperately protected the beer in her hand.

"It's just one bottle of beer. Believe your teacher, this little bit of alcohol won't get me drunk!"

"No, you said the same thing last time!"

Mei said resolutely, snatching the beer away with one hand, completely ignoring Himeko's shouts.

Ren Yu was also not interested in the beer, so he handed his can to Mei as well, letting her put it back in the refrigerator.

Ten minutes later, at the dining table.

"Alright, this is the last dish."

A certain girl brought over a steaming pot and placed it in the center of the table.

When the lid was lifted, the aroma of preserved egg and lean meat congee immediately wafted out.

Around it were many side dishes already prepared, such as pumpkin cakes and other pastries.

"Hey, Mei, did you make too much today? How are we supposed to finish all this?"

Kiana was the first to notice something was off.

It wasn't usually this lavish!

Could it be...

"I get it, Mei, are you trying to lure him with food..."

Smack!

Before she could finish, Mei landed a chop directly on top of Kiana's head.

"Just eat your meal and don't spout nonsense!"

"Teacher Ren Yu, don't overthink it... I really don't mean anything by this, and I don't have any other intentions."

"This is just a token of apology for disturbing your rest. If it made you uncomfortable, I can find another way."

Mei had never intended to use this method to gain Ren Yu's favor and use it as an excuse to learn swordsmanship.

The only reason she invited Ren Yu for breakfast was as an apology, which was why she was angry at Kiana's wild speculation.

"It's fine."

Ren Yu waved his hand and said with a smile, "I was already awake then, so it wasn't really a disturbance."

When Kiana knocked on the door, Ren Yu had already been awake for several minutes. Although he had felt a bit annoyed at the time, it had mostly dissipated now.

"That's good. I thought I accidentally woke you up, Teacher."

Hearing this, Mei finally let out a sigh of relief.

"Speaking of which, you still haven't told me your age?"

At this moment, Himeko, sitting opposite, looked at her with curiosity. "If you don't have a special physique like Theresa, you'd be at most 21 or 22 years old."

"People your age should generally still be studying. How exactly were you admitted to St. Freya Academy as a teacher? You know our standards here aren't low."

As soon as she finished speaking, Kiana looked at Himeko as if she were looking at an alien. "Oh, Himeko, haven't you seen the school forum?"

"What forum?" Himeko asked blankly.

"This one!" Kiana pulled out her phone and pointed to the homepage of the "St. Freya Academy Forum." "Take a look at this!"

Taking Kiana's phone, Himeko clearly saw news about Ren Yu on the homepage of the "St. Freya Academy Forum."

It was a picture of Ren Yu leaping into the air, holding a long saber.

Below it was a line of accompanying text:

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