"Achoo, achoo...!"
Shinji kept sneezing as they traveled.
Those two bastards, Hidan and Tobi, actually claimed that a cold was a very serious illness and stayed more than ten meters away from him.
Just you wait. I'll make sure you two pay for this!
Shinji sniffled twice, thinking viciously.
As for why he had caught a cold, it all started with his use of the [Unfortunate Microphone].
After using it, he had spent a while on edge, afraid that even drinking a mouthful of water might choke him to death.
But two days had passed in the blink of an eye without any bad luck striking, so he had let his guard down.
And then he had taken a nasty fall.
A literal nasty fall!
While horsing around, Hidan and Tobi had accidentally bumped into him again. There happened to be a hole right underfoot, and he had pitched forward.
As he fell, he instinctively tried to catch himself with his hands, but the grass was covered in dew. His hands slipped, and-splat!
Just as he was about to land flat on his face, he forcibly twisted his body to protect his handsome features, hoping to land on his back instead.
And what happened? Not only did he wrench his back, but he also landed on a rock that struck a nerve in his leg.
Unable to get any strength into his back or leg, he went rolling away.
Then his luck got even worse. There was a goddamn slope ahead!
And so Shinji rolled and rolled, all the way down, until he finally fell into a river.
Throughout the whole thing, those two bastards, Hidan and Tobi, stood watching without the slightest intention of helping him.
Afterward, they even made snide remarks about his "performance art" and suggested that