"Wasn't it just sneaking inside to 'transform'? What's there to be embarrassed about? After all, what man could resist the temptation of a 'transformation'?"
Inside an izakaya, as Shinji kept "comforting" him, Hidan's face grew redder and redder, then darker and darker.
Especially after he noticed the other diners repeatedly glancing their way, Hidan slammed the table in fury and exploded!
Bang!
"What are you looking at? Keep staring and I'll kill every last one of-mmph, mmph, mmph..."
At a look from Shinji, Tobi immediately caught on and covered Hidan's mouth, then kept nodding apologetically at the others with a goofy grin.
Ever since Tobi had joined them, Shinji had found that he no longer needed to handle many things himself. Someone else even took care of keeping Hidan in line.
With more than twenty broken bones in his body, Hidan went wide-eyed the moment Tobi squeezed him. He nearly went off to serve Lord Jashin and personally attend to His venerable self.
"Mmph... mmph, mmph... (Let go, you bastard!)"
"Mmph, mmph, mmph... (My bones are about to stab my kidney!)"
Crack!
As he struggled, who knew which bones broke again. Hidan's head hit the table, his soul drifting out of his mouth.
"Senior Hidan! Senior Hidan! Oh no, Senior Hidan's stopped breathing. What do we do, Senior Shinji? Senior Hidan might already be... already be... boo-hoo-hoo~"
Watching Tobi grip Hidan's neck and shake him back and forth, Shinji wondered whether that cracking sound just now had come from his cervical spine...
Shaking him that hard, he really seemed afraid he might fail to strangle Hidan to death!
What a touching friendship.
A look of sorrow involuntarily appeared on Shinji's face. "Then bury him. Remember to bury him farther away, so he doesn't hurt you when he rises from the