The Farmer and the Snake, an Omen of Great "Danger"

"Where's my blanket? Where's Jiang Ruoxue?"

The morning sunlight streamed into the room, and Jiang Cheng groggily opened his eyes.

He glanced at the "disappeared" blanket and Jiang Ruoxue, then stared at the ceiling, lost in thought.

This woman stole my blanket?!

Just then, a noise suddenly came from beside the bed.

Jiang Cheng jolted awake and immediately sat up.

When I saw what was happening in front of me, I couldn't help but laugh.

Jiang Ruoxue had wrapped herself in a blanket like a mummy, with only her head showing.

A glistening drool still clung to the corner of her mouth, and a smile occasionally appeared on her delicate face; who knows what sweet dreams she was having.

Jiang Cheng's expression was somewhat complicated.

To be honest, this was the first time he had considered using the word "sleazy" to describe Jiang Ruoxue.

Perhaps the laughter was too loud.

Jiang Ruoxue slowly woke up, a hint of doubt in her beautiful eyes.

"Jiang Cheng, what are you doing in bed?"

Wait, no, why is she under the bed?!

Shouldn't she be in Jiang Cheng's arms? What's going on?

"Where else could I be if I'm not in bed?"

Jiang Cheng's lips twitched, as if he had thought of something, and he said jokingly,

"I didn't expect you to still like to steal the blankets like you did when you were little. You've even rolled off the bed."

When we were children, our two families had a very good relationship.

Therefore, he and Jiang Ruoxue often stayed at each other's homes for extended periods.

We go to and from school together every day, eat and sleep together.

But Jiang Ruoxue has a bad habit: she likes to snatch the blanket when she sleeps, and she always wraps herself up like a little rice dumpling.

Jiang Cheng suffered a lot because of this.

At that time, Jiang Ruoxue's "bad boy" nature had already begun to show.

Every time he felt resentful and tried to take it back,

Jiang Ruoxue would clench her pink little fists, put on a "little adult" look, and start lecturing.

They say that when we grow up, we're going to get married and have babies, and husbands should always give in to their wives...

They completely fooled him, making him utterly naive.

It's horrible to even think about!

At this moment, Jiang Cheng brought up the old story again.

As Jiang Ruoxue reminisced, her cheeks flushed red, like a monkey's bottom.

"No... stop talking, just get me out of here."

Suppressing her inner shame, Jiang Ruoxue spoke in a barely audible voice.

Ugh, this is so embarrassing!

What kind of situation is this?

She clearly intended to take off all her clothes and snuggle into Jiang Cheng's arms, but she accidentally fell asleep.

It's all because Jiang Cheng smells so good; her legs go weak and she doesn't want to move whenever she gets close to him.

Now look what happened. He missed such a good opportunity last night and instead embarrassed himself in front of Jiang Cheng.

I'm so angry!

"If you beg me, I'll get you out."

Jiang Cheng smiled, feeling quite relieved.

Haha, you little brat, you've finally met your match?

The cycle of karma is real; this time, it's his chance to regain his former glory!

Jiang Cheng, you scoundrel! You're such a jerk!

If she weren't currently unavailable, she would definitely be riding on your head.

Jiang Ruoxue's pretty face flushed, and she bit her red lips, mentally giving Jiang Cheng a thorough dressing-down.

"Please... please!"

Cough cough~

Looking into Jiang Ruoxue's beautiful, wet eyes, Jiang Cheng coughed lightly, a sense of guilt rising in his heart.

Damn it, it feels like he's the one suffering!

That's it, who wouldn't be confused?

"Okay, I'll help you right away."

Jiang Cheng awkwardly looked away and got up to get to work.

"Jiang Cheng, be gentle, it hurts!"

"That's not it, turn it over."

After several twists and turns, both of them were covered in sweat.

Jiang Cheng then successfully rescued Jiang Ruoxue from under the covers.

"It's finally done. No need to thank me. From now on, please call me Lei Feng."

Jiang Cheng clapped his hands in satisfaction, threw the blanket onto the bed, and prepared to leave.

The next second, a beautiful figure rushed forward.

Jiang Cheng lost his balance and was pinned to the bed.

"You dared to bully me."

Jiang Ruoxue straddled Jiang Cheng's lap.

She pounded his chest with her small fists while muttering pitifully.

I'm innocent!

He has now witnessed the story of the farmer and the snake.

Jiang Cheng sighed, letting Jiang Ruoxue's painless fists fall on him.

Surprisingly, it was quite comfortable.

If this girl opened a massage parlor, the business would definitely be booming!

"Okay, okay, I was the one who bullied you. I apologize."

Jiang Cheng grasped Jiang Ruoxue's fair and translucent arm, and said helplessly,

"Could you get up first?"

This is outrageous so early in the morning.

Accidental discharge of a weapon can have very serious consequences.

Getting her down is impossible!

To be honest, she did it on purpose.

Jiang Ruoxue's lips curled into a smug smile, and she was about to shake her head in refusal when...

With a loud bang, the door opened.

"Brother, Sister Ruoxue, what's going on?"

Li Shiyao opened her eyes wide in disbelief, her cheeks turning bright red.

"You... you guys continue, I'm sleepwalking."

Jiang Cheng, Jiang Ruoxue:...

Seeing Li Shiyao turn and leave quickly without any hesitation, Jiang Cheng's lips twitched.

Oh dear, this is a huge misunderstanding!

At this moment, Jiang Ruoxue noticed that Jiang Cheng was distracted and thought to herself that this was a good opportunity.

Pretending to get up and explain the scene to Li Shiyao, he fell straight forward the next second.

Mmm~

Jiang Cheng's vision went black, and he kept making muffled sounds.

Is this what a full-body, no-blind-spot massage is like?

"Jiang Cheng, are you alright? I didn't mean to."

Seeing that it was almost time, Jiang Ruoxue hurriedly got up, her face full of self-blame.

"No... it's nothing."

Jiang Cheng smiled, relieved to have survived the ordeal.

Was that the taste of freedom?

Thank goodness, I almost went to see my great-grandmother.

Jiang Ruoxue pursed her lips, a sly glint in her eyes.

Hmph~ Now you know how formidable she is!

"If you dare to bully me again, I'll suffocate you."

Jiang Ruoxue grunted twice and waved her fist threateningly.

"Ahem~ I wouldn't dare."

Jiang Cheng turned his head away, avoiding eye contact with Grovyle's big eyes.

Hiss!

Today's fortune is not good; a very ominous sign has appeared.

Jiang Ruoxue nodded in satisfaction and gave earnest instructions.

"Remember to pick me up from the Police Station this afternoon!"

"Of course, it would be even better if there were a bouquet of flowers, you know what I mean?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Cheng's lips twitched.

That sounds familiar.

"Okay, okay."

Seeing this, Jiang Ruoxue didn't say anything more. After changing her clothes in her room, she left the Jiang Family.

After Jiang Cheng finished dressing and came downstairs,

Li Shiyao had already prepared a lovingly prepared breakfast and gave him a sweet smile.

"Brother, are you hungry? Come and eat."

Jiang Cheng gave a nonchalant "hmm".

I wanted to explain what had just happened, but I was afraid that I would only make things worse, so I simply kept quiet.

At this point, after much deliberation...

Li Shiyao couldn't help but speak up.

"Brother, last night you and Sister Ruoxue, didn't you...?"

"Nothing happened between us, we just slept in the same bed."

Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, then added,

"What you saw just now was also a misunderstanding, you know?"

Li Shiyao nodded bitterly.

They've already slept in the same bed, what haven't they done? My brother must be lying!

But... but she was the one who moved in first.

According to the order of arrival, she should be the first one.

Li Shiyao: (っ??? c)