Rules of the Uncanny: 4016
Chapter 119

The Tomato Incident

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But what mattered now wasn't that-it was eating first. Whatever questions they had, they could keep them to themselves until they finished eating and left the Cafeteria!

"All right, all right, let's eat first." Lin Yi interrupted Li Huiyuan and Wei Liang's staring contest.

One of them was saying, "I've got plenty even without any high-tech enhancements, okay?" The other said, "Then fucking prove it if you've got the guts." So the first said, "Fine, come over here and see if I don't squeeze you to death," and the other said, "I'm not interested in half an auntie..." Blah, blah, blah...

Sometimes, Lin Yi really couldn't understand why girls cared so much about other people's opinions of their figures. It was like everyone drinking pudding milk tea: some liked adding large tapioca pearls, some liked coconut jelly, and some liked double pearls... Everyone clearly liked different things, so why care so much about how many pearls you had?

He shook his head, lifted the Plastic Air Curtain, and entered the Student Dining Hall.

The others followed him in.

May 8, Year X023, 11:06 a.m., first floor of the Student Dining Hall.

As soon as they entered the Student Dining Hall, Tian Bufan spoke first. "I'll go check out the Cafeteria Auntie at Window No. 3. Pick one of Nos. 2, 4, and 5 and line up together. Once you've got your food, sit at a nearby table and wait for me."

There was something wrong with "Chef-0391," the Cafeteria Auntie at Meal Window No. 3. As for "Chef-0154" at Meal Window No. 1, she herself was a Blue Apron Chef without a name badge, while behind her stood a Green Apron Chef wearing a badge that read "Chef-0154." In short, both windows had problems.

But Tian Bufan couldn't be

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