Han Xu hadn't understood what Wu Di meant by jumping to conclusions.
He was just a little confused.
"You want a senior girl as your girlfriend?"
"What? Can't I?"
After struggling for ages, Han Xu finally came out with a reply.
"Isn't she a little old?"
"Holy... shit!"
"Are you really that innocent, or are you pretending?"
Wu Di grumbled, "Besides, who says I'm looking for a senior girl to be my girlfriend?"
"If you don't want her as your girlfriend, what do you want her for?"
"To chat, flirt, and do activities that benefit the body and mind. Is that a problem?"
"Shit! Isn't that just hooking up?"
"What's wrong with that?"
"It's consensual. In this bleak autumn weather, we can generate a little heat through friction and comfort each other's lonely souls..."
But Han Xu shook his head, making his disagreement clear.
"Any relationship that isn't aimed at marriage is just fooling around."
"Holy shit... are you from the last century?"
While his roommates laughed and joked, Chen Fan casually scanned their surroundings.
He hoped to catch sight of that familiar figure.
Unfortunately, Cloudsea University's campus was huge.
Running into Su Ruochu on the first day was like finding a needle in a haystack.
"Hey, freshman... what a coincidence!"
Chen Fan was lost in thought when a silvery laugh sounded behind him.
He turned and saw a beautiful girl in a spaghetti-strap minidress waving at him with a smile from across the road.
He had to think hard before remembering that she was the senior girl he had run into in the dorm hallway earlier.
Her name was Mo Siyu, if he remembered right.
Chen Fan smiled and waved.
"Hi."
In a flash.
Before Chen Fan could say anything else, his roommates all crowded over.
Their eyes darted back and forth over the beauty across the road.
Mo Siyu wasn't offended by their scrutiny and greeted them with easy confidence.
"Are these your classmates? Hi, everyone."
"Hi!"
"Hello, gorgeous..."
The guys hurried to greet her, each trying to get in first.
Mo Siyu turned her gaze to Chen Fan.
"I bet you've forgotten my name."
"Mo Siyu."
"You pass."
Every smile and expression of Mo Siyu's carried a flirtatious charm. Paired with her slender, shapely figure, she was exactly the type boys liked.
"Heading out?"
"Hehe, I'm going to the pool. Want to come with me?"
"Cough, cough..."
At those words, Ma Xiaoshuai, Sun Hao, and Han Xu, who were smoking beside him, suddenly choked and began coughing furiously.
The innocent Han Xu in particular went bright red.
Chen Fan shook his head awkwardly.
"I'll pass."
Mo Siyu waved with a playful smile.
"See you next time, then."
Before leaving, she also gave Chen Fan's roommates a little smile.
"It was nice meeting you."
Watching Mo Siyu's swaying figure recede, Wu Di couldn't help remarking.
"With that figure and those hips, she's bound to have sons."
Then he immediately signaled the other three with his eyes, and they surrounded Chen Fan.
"Damn, bro, that's not fair. You've only just started college and already know such a gorgeous senior, but you didn't even introduce us."
Chen Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"I barely know her myself. I just ran into her in the dorm building when I checked in earlier."
Wu Di's eyes widened. "You mean she lives in our Building 8?"
When Chen Fan nodded, Wu Di immediately grabbed his arm.
"Do you have her contact details? You've got to introduce me."
Ma Xiaoshuai grumbled beside him, "Seriously, man? Do you have to be this thirsty?"
"It's only our first day of college."
Wu Di looked at them with the air of a seasoned veteran.
"You guys don't know shit."
"Beautiful girls in college are a scarce resource. Let your guard down for a second and someone else will snatch them up."
"A sense of urgency! Do you understand what that means?"
"Nope!"
"Forget it. I'm talking to a brick wall."
On the way back, the guys still couldn't stop thinking about the senior girl.
Sun Hao and Wu Di, who both considered themselves experts, argued almost the entire way.
They went from her height to her figure, eventually debating her cup size.
One insisted she was a B, while the other swore she was a C. They were on the verge of a fight.
Chen Fan couldn't take it anymore and interrupted them.
"Probably a B cup in a heavily padded bra."
That settled it.
His roommates all gave him admiring looks.
But Chen Fan had barely earned his reputation as an expert when they entered the room and were stunned all over again.
A tall, broad, handsome guy was sitting on Ma Xiaoshuai's bed.
Two pretty girls sat beside him.
The guy was examining one girl's palm.
"Look, this is your love line."
"Your love line is really strong. Romance is definitely in the stars for you today-you're going to meet a handsome guy."
"Hehe, you're such a joker."
Both girls giggled, shaking with laughter.
Chen Fan and the other four stood dumbstruck in the doorway.
"What's going on? Did we get the wrong room?"
The handsome guy stood up.
"Ladies, my roommates are back."
Only then did the two girls stand up, smiling.
"We'll get going, then."
"Thanks. Keep in touch!"
The guy cheerfully escorted the two beauties out.
He left everyone in the room staring at one another.
"What just happened?"
"Why do I feel so confused?"
Ma Xiaoshuai muttered, "This guy just got to college and already landed two senior girls?"
As they spoke, the handsome guy came running back.
"Hi, everyone. Sorry I'm late."
"I'm your new roommate. Let me introduce myself."
"Luo Wenjie, from Southern Yangcheng."
Wu Di spoke first.
"I'm Wu Di. This is Chen Fan, Ma Xiaoshuai, Sun Hao, and Han Xu..."
After introducing everyone, Wu Di couldn't resist asking with a grin.
"Impressive, bro. You've only just enrolled and already landed two senior girls."
Sun Hao chimed in admiringly, "I've seen senior guys carry bags for freshman girls at registration, but this is the first time I've seen senior girls carry a freshman guy's luggage upstairs."
Luo Wenjie rolled his eyes.
"I admit I'm charming, but the main reason was that I promised to buy a phone card from each of them."
Everyone fell silent. "..."
"Damn. You really spare no expense when it comes to picking up girls."
Ma Xiaoshuai tossed him a cigarette. Luo Wenjie accepted without ceremony, borrowed his lighter, and took a drag.
Chen Fan sat to one side, smiling as he looked over his roommates.
He found Luo Wenjie remarkably outgoing. Though he was the last to arrive, he was the liveliest, able to chat with anyone and always keep the conversation going.
He was quite a character.
That afternoon, the university finally held its first freshman assembly.
Afterward, their class adviser appeared and introduced himself to everyone.
He provisionally appointed a few class committee members to help distribute the clothes and shoes they would need for military training.
He told everyone to assemble on the sports field the next day, when military training would officially begin.
That evening, the dorm held its first lesson of college: a thorough cleaning.
The six of them divided up the work and cleaned the beds, balcony, cabinets, and spaces under the beds until everything was spotless.
"Holy shit..."
Luo Wenjie suddenly shouted, drawing everyone's attention.
"Look what I found."
He dragged a box out of a cabinet.
It was packed full of sanitary pads.
Everyone in the room immediately gathered around in curiosity.
"These must've been left by the graduate girls who lived here before us."
"They aren't used, are they?" Han Xu suggested, "Maybe we should throw them out."
Luo Wenjie shot him a look.
"Are you stupid? Can't you look at the packaging? It hasn't even been opened. Of course they're new."
Ma Xiaoshuai curiously picked up a sanitary pad to examine it.
"How do you use these things? With something this thick between your legs in such hot weather, wouldn't it get unbearably stuffy?"
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