My Charm Only Works on Bad Women
Chapter 9

Woman, You Have Successfully Aroused My Interest

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The green stone plaza was eerily silent.

The morning mist dissipated, and fine snow grains hung suspended in the air.

The vast plaza seemed to have entered bullet time.

Xiao Bai was completely unable to move.

For a moment, he felt like his heartbeat and breathing had stopped...

That damned tsundere loli doesn't even respect my Martial Granduncle!

She's the Cultivation World's version of an Aire.

Come to think of it, this was the second time since Xiao Bai transmigrated to the True Origin Continent that he'd been played by a woman.

He still remembered the last time he was played by a woman... it was just last night.

It was a romantic night.

But now, things weren't looking good...

Not only Xiao Bai, but all the other Disciples in the Hundred Herbs Garden except for the Onmyoji were also unable to move.

The average Snow Flame Sect Disciple only had Qi Refining Cultivation.

Those who could reach Foundation Establishment were qualified to apply to be instructors.

Only among the Core Disciples were there likely to be Golden Core Realm powerhouses like the Onmyoji... in other Sects, Golden Core experts were definitely Elders.

Of course, the Onmyoji managed the Pill Pavilion, so she was also considered a half-Elder.

Senior Sister Mu Yun's Cultivation was at Peak Foundation Establishment.

In fact, with her Talent, she could easily break through to Golden Core with a closed-door Cultivation session.

But she couldn't bear to part with her little patch of land, spending every day reclaiming land to plant herbs and managing the Medicine Garden, neglecting her Cultivation... so she hadn't had an Advancement yet.

In Xiao Bai's memory, Senior Sister Mu Yun was just a tsundere, not violent, and mostly just a loudmouth King.

From the Spiritual Pressure enveloping the Hundred Herbs Garden and the suppressed anger in his Senior Sister's voice, Xiao Bai could almost be certain that she knew about Little White.

The Elders weren't here, and no one would stand up for him...

This was bad!

"Alright, your Martial Granduncle here hasn't even reached Qi Condensation yet, so I'm at everyone's mercy right now. Just kill me or slice me up, hurry it up."

After all, he had eaten her bunny, so Xiao Bai had no face to act tough and raised his hands in surrender.

But he still drew out the four words "your Martial Granduncle here."

He hoped she would go easy on him and save some face for her Martial Granduncle.

"Haven't even reached Qi Condensation yet?"

Suppressing her emotions, the Young Girl in White Silk floating in the air glanced at Xiao Bai, feeling a little strange.

"As if you could reach Qi Condensation."

Seeing that Senior Sister Mu Yun's tone had softened a bit, Xiao Bai felt that things might take a turn for the better, and quickly said:

"Did you think I could become your Martial Granduncle just by being handsome?"

Mu Yun frowned slightly and withdrew her Spiritual Pressure.

Her petite figure, lightly wrapped in a Water-Green Mist Robe, floated down in front of Xiao Ran, like fine snow falling gently.

In fact, the Young Girl didn't land.

She hovered in the air, her eyes level with Xiao Bai's.

She didn't like being shorter than others.

Looking Xiao Bai in the face...

Mu Yun frowned, feeling like she had seen him a few times before, but she didn't remember him.

Now that she looked at him, this man was indeed handsome, at least in appearance he was worthy of Master.

It was a pity his Talent was too poor...

Aren't you just a Martial Granduncle because you're handsome?

"That's right, that's exactly what I thought!"

Mu Yun was furious.

Xiao Bai was stunned.

I thought, the ones who praise me for being handsome are usually not Good Women.

Could you also be a villain?

Woman, you have successfully piqued my interest.

Having regained his freedom, Xiao Bai began to re-examine Senior Sister Mu Yun, who was floating in front of him.

The most noticeable thing was her figure.

She was only a little over five feet tall.

Short, but her figure was extremely well-proportioned, a petite body with slender, straight legs, even possessing some graceful curves.

She wore a Water-Green Mist Robe, White Silk Stockings, and Bamboo Clogs and Embroidered Shoes.

The mist robe lightly draped, the White Silk snug, and the bamboo shoes even had a bit of external height.

Her hair was styled in a Bun Hairstyle, adorned with a Flower Hairpin, her bangs falling straight down like a clear waterfall, resembling the attire of a servant girl.

A fair, jade-like heart-shaped face, with exquisitely sculpted features, sharp Apricot Eyes containing the light of spring, and a delicate, slightly upturned nose and cherry lips.

The most typical romance and pride of a spoiled Young Girl.

Similarly pure and exquisite in her youthful appearance, Elder Yuhu's face was rounder, her features giving off a sense of detachment, a clear and indifferent feeling, carrying a hint of restraint and the traces of years returning to simplicity.

Senior Sister Mu Yun was not old, her features proud, combining sharpness with naivety, her behavior innocent and a bit princess-like, giving off a full sense of youthfulness.

Especially those slender, straight legs, covered in a white thin gauze like Bamboo Membrane, the texture of the fabric blending with her skin, reflecting a holy light.

Alas, she's probably a good person...

Xiao Bai sighed inwardly, and politely said, "Since the clothes are already made, I can only accept them with gratitude... Thank you, Senior Sister."

With that, Xiao Bai reached out to take the clothes.

But his hand froze in front of the Young Girl's chest!

Mu Yun patted the Azure Green Daoist Robe in her hand, raised her pretty face, and teased Xiao Bai, "The clothes woven by this lady are not for just anyone to take."

Xiao Bai didn't want the approval of a righteous Young Girl at all, he just wanted this Little Girl to not mess with him about the rabbit incident, so he waved his hand and said, "Then I don't want them, just let me leave."

"No."

An extremely subtle Divine Sense scanned Xiao Bai up and down seven or eight times...

The Smoke-Robed Girl's eyes were sharp, and she said proudly, "Since you have the ability to get your hands on my Master, you must be able to get your clothes."

When Xiao Bai heard this, he thought, could it be that Senior Sister Mu Yun was so angry because she felt he wasn't good enough for the Elder?

But now, the angry look had disappeared, and there was a hint of wanting to probe him.

This was normal, any Master whose cabbage was taken by a pig would want to know the pig's strengths...

Could it be... she still doesn't know about Little White being eaten?

If that's the case, he might still have a chance to turn things around.

Xiao Bai tentatively asked, "How can I get the clothes?"

There's a show to watch!

The onlookers held their breath, wishing they could immediately arrange melon seeds, peanuts, and small benches.

Because right now, Senior Sister Mu Yun was doing something they wanted to do but didn't dare to do.

The Young Girl put the Daoist Robe into her Storage Ring, raised her pretty nose, and spoke eloquently.

"Cultivation combat, Seal Talismans, Beast Taming farming, Sword Forging Pill Refining, or even Chess, calligraphy, painting, swordsmanship... you can choose any one, and if you can win, you can have it."

Obviously, Senior Sister Mu Yun wanted to test his strength and the Elder's motives.

Xiao Bai thought, since Chess, calligraphy, and painting are all acceptable, can he draw manga?

Forget it, although Senior Sister Mu Yun wouldn't know, he himself didn't know either.

Why not add producing Glass and Soap?

Or even a contest to see who can pee the farthest against the wind!

Recalling every skill that Senior Sister Mu Yun mentioned, he really couldn't find one he could win at.

He could only find the closest one.

"I choose swordplay."

Xiao Bai said.

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