"Big brother, what are you doing?"
Before leaving for school with Fat Cat, Uchiha Izumi noticed Jin sitting there poking his cheeks with his fingers.
It looked suspiciously like he was trying to act cute.
"I think Boss is trying to attract a mate, meow."
Fat Cat lay on Izumi's shoulder, narrowing his eyes as he spoke quietly.
"Little Mistress, looks like you'll have a sister-in-law soon."
In the animal kingdom, males attracted mates in all sorts of strange ways.
Perhaps Boss was doing the same.
Uchiha Jin, who was doing eye exercises, opened his eyes speechlessly.
"Keep talking nonsense, and I'll take you to get neutered today."
"No, meow!"
Fat Cat's fur instantly stood on end. Without his balls, a cat really could only become sisters with female cats.
Once neutered, even if he used every trick he had, all he could do was get saliva all over a female cat.
He was the great Lord Cat. How could he be neutered!
"Big brother, I'm off to school."
Uchiha Izumi stuck out her tongue and ran out of the courtyard with Fat Cat.
"Remember to tell me when you find me a sister-in-law."
Uchiha Jin: "..."
Where was he supposed to find this little girl a sister-in-law?
Women would only slow down the rate at which he earned Justice Points.
Only an idiot like Obito Uchiha would be obsessed with romance.
The truly strong disdained dating.
"These eye exercises seem to help a little."
Uchiha Jin murmured to himself as he noticed his vision had cleared slightly.
They didn't take much time anyway. Even if they didn't help, they could at least relieve some eye strain.
While he sat at the stone table diligently doing his eye exercises, Shisui Uchiha, who had been away from the village for nearly