Soul Land: Shrek's Blind Menace

Su Xian unexpectedly transmigrates. Unfortunately, he starts out blind in both eyes and stranded in an impoverished mountain village.

Luckily, the villagers are all kind, simple folk.

The kindly old village chief is always bringing him fragrant wild vegetable porridge and checking on his well-being.

With frequent downpours knocking out the power and internet, Su Xian decides to repay the villagers' kindness by recounting the light novel he brought along, a book called Soul Land-and roasting it mercilessly along the way.

"Chief, let me tell you: Shrek Academy is the king of shameless hypocrisy!"

"That Xuan Zi, the second-in-command of the Sea God Pavilion? He's nothing but a cancer eating away at Shrek. Every time he leads a team, someone dies, and all he does when trouble strikes is cry!"

"And that so-called Grandmaster from the first generation, Yu Xiaogang? Without his transmigrator disciple carrying him, he'd be an absolute clown!"

Su Xian has the time of his life tearing into the story, convinced he's brought the mountain villagers some much-needed spiritual comfort.

Then, several months later, his sight finally returns.

He looks at the top-grade, ten-thousand-year-old Soul-Nurturing Wood beneath him. At the Golden Tree Hall surrounding him, bathed in sacred golden light. And at the crowd of old men and women before him, each sporting nine soul rings...

Su Xian sinks into deep contemplation.

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[Top-Secret Archives of Shrek's Sea God Pavilion]:

Xuan Zi: "Stop roasting me! Please, stop! I'll resign from every position right now! My sins will be condemned for all eternity!"

Yan Shaozhe: "Quick! Cover the founding master's statue with a cloth! We can't let this brat crack any more of his dark jokes!"

Mu En: "For the sake of Shrek's ten-thousand-year legacy... Shaozhe, it's your turn to fetch Mr. Su's foot-washing water today."