Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Gu Shengge opened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar world before him, his gaze filled with bewilderment.
Looking at the unfamiliar primeval forest before him and hearing the beast roars that occasionally rang out around him, Gu Shengge was dumbfounded.
Where the fuck have I ended up? Am I even still in the country?
All he remembered was that before he went to sleep, a dump truck had suddenly fallen from the sky. When he woke up, he was here.
But the crucial problem was that he lived on the top floor of a thirty-three-story building. How could a dump truck possibly fall from the sky?
Does transmigration not even bother putting on an act anymore?
At that thought, Gu Shengge, who felt he had probably transmigrated, looked down.
!!!
When Gu Shengge lowered his head and looked at his hands, his eyes suddenly widened, filled with terror and disbelief.
His hands were gone. What met his eyes instead was a pair of short, pale golden claws covered in tiny golden scales.
Holy shit? I transmigrated, and I'm not even human!
At that thought, Gu Shengge fell apart.
Looking at the lake before him, Gu Shengge crawled over.
Looking at his reflection on the lake's surface, Gu Shengge couldn't help swallowing.
Horns like a deer's, a head like a camel's, eyes like a rabbit's, a body like a snake's, a belly like a giant clam's, scales like a fish's, claws like an eagle's, palms like a tiger's, and ears like an ox's.
Looking at his reflection in the lake, Gu Shengge's mind was blank, his body was stiff, and he was utterly numb.
Although the horns on his head were still very short, and his body was only two meters long.
The image reflected in the lake was unmistakably a Five-clawed Golden Dragon!
He had transmigrated and actually become a young Five-clawed Golden Dragon?
Once he came back to his senses, Gu Shengge's eyes shone, filled with excitement.
Wahaha! I'm done being human!
I've already transmigrated into a Five-clawed Golden Dragon hatchling. Why would I want to be human?
Presumably, the place I've transmigrated to should be the primordial world? Or perhaps some extremely high-level fantasy cultivation world.
Otherwise, I couldn't possibly have transmigrated into a Five-clawed Golden Dragon.
[Ding! A tiny mishap has been detected during the host's transmigration. As compensation, congratulations to the host on being reborn into the Dragon Clan. Reward: Ancestral Dragon Bloodline.] [This system is the Joy System. Congratulations to the host on activating the system. Rewarded talent: God of Joy.] [God of Joy: The host commands the Power of Joy. The greater the target's talent, potential, and strength, the more Power of Joy the host obtains, and the stronger the host becomes, ultimately becoming a god who commands joy.] [God of Joy passive: The more Power of Joy the host possesses, the higher the host's charm. Charm can grow without limit. Once the host assumes human form, the host's looks will be maxed out, and charm can increase infinitely, influencing the myriad races across all heavens.] [The higher the charm, the more the host attracts the opposite sex and increases their initial favorability.] [Service concluded. Wishing the host a pleasant journey in another world!]
A pleasant, babyish voice suddenly rang out in his mind. It came quickly and left just as quickly.
After announcing that its service had concluded, the voice disappeared and never returned.
Only when Gu Shengge felt a strange, warm, and incredibly comfortable power flowing through his body did he come back to his senses.
It seemed he had just activated a system, and then, in less than a minute, that system had left him.
Wait, is this right?
What proper system goes offline less than a minute after showing up? Hey!
Still, whatever.
Since I'm here, I might as well settle in.
Now that I've come to this world, let me become the great God of Joy!
Speaking of which, just what sort of world have I transmigrated to?
If this really is the primordial world or some high-level fantasy cultivation world, then a tiny hatchling like me, who hasn't grown up yet, will have to tread as though on thin ice.
This goddamn system isn't responsible at all.
At the very least, it could have told me what world I'd transmigrated to before leaving.
He would have to feel his own way through everything.
"Roar!"
"Roar!"
Just then, two beast roars rang out.
Looking in the direction of the sounds, he saw a monster resembling both an ox and a snake fighting an ape.
However, these two monsters roared loudly, and their bodies were enormous too, fully ten meters in size as they faced off against each other.
"Da Ming, Er Ming, stop fooling around, you two."
As this voice rang out, a beautiful young woman in a long red dress held an adorably soft pink bunny in her arms.
"Hm? When did such a strange little fellow appear in the Star Dou Great Forest?"
"He clearly looks like he's only a juvenile. Why does he exert such powerful bloodline pressure on me?"
As that gentle voice rang out, the beautiful young woman holding the bunny appeared before Gu Shengge and looked at him, her eyes filled with curiosity.
"Squeak, squeak!"
As the beautiful young woman appeared before Gu Shengge, the little pink bunny in her arms jumped down and hopped over to him, sizing him up with eyes full of curiosity.
The strange creature before her gave her a very comforting sense of familiarity, and there was an inexplicable attraction coming from him.
Meanwhile, looking at the little pink bunny before him and hearing how the beautiful young woman addressed those two monsters, Gu Shengge's eyes widened slightly.
Da Ming, Er Ming, a pink rabbit, a great forest!
And one of those monsters looks just like King Kong, while the other has an ox's head and a snake's body.
Aren't those the fucking Titan Giant Ape and Sky Azure Bull Python?
Douluo Continent, Douluo Continent!
It's back. That familiar feeling is all back.
He had thought he had been reborn and transmigrated into the primordial world or some high-level fantasy cultivation world.
But the scene before him, along with the way the beautiful young woman addressed the Sky Azure Bull Python and Titan Giant Ape, made Gu Shengge realize that he had indeed transmigrated into a fantasy world.
It was just that the fantasy world before him was universally acknowledged as the sewer of fantasy worlds.
He had been reborn as a Five-clawed Golden Dragon and possessed the Ancestral Dragon Bloodline.
Once I grow up, even this world's god kings won't be worth a damn!
At that thought, wild joy filled Gu Shengge's heart.
Then isn't this little pink bunny before me Xiao Wu, the heroine of Douluo Continent?
Other people transmigrated either to the time when Tang San and the others were born or to the Douluo II era.
Yet he had actually transmigrated to a time before Xiao Wu had assumed human form.
And the system that had run off less than a minute after appearing had given him the God of Joy talent.
"Squeak, squeak~"
Just as Gu Shengge was thinking this, Xiao Wu, who had yet to assume human form, came up to him and affectionately rubbed her little furry head against his.
Feeling Xiao Wu's movements and seeing how curious and affectionate she was toward him, Gu Shengge's eyes lit up.
The God of Joy talent really does defy the heavens. It sent Xiao Wu's initial favorability soaring right away.
God of Joy-never mind how strong Xiao Wu is right now. Although she hasn't assumed human form yet, by my calculations, she's at least eighty or ninety thousand years old and won't need long before she can.
At the very least, Xiao Wu's talent and potential are pretty good.
This time, I'm going to be awesome for sure!
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